Trope: Finding The Best Looking Christmas Tree

Kink: Sexual Discovery

NOT THAT KIND OF BEST LOOKING

Trope: Mistletoe
Kink: Food Sex
eat??? the fucking mistletoe?? I guess?????

Oh no. Pls don't fuck the tree.

Trope: Alone For Christmas

Kink: Touch-Starved

UM WAY TOO REAL

THAT'S THE BEST ONE
Universal

meme's mad you don't want to fuck the tree

I got Buying the saddest looking Christmas tree and humiliation

"I bought a tree as pathetic as YOU"

The meme really wants the tree to be involved in the sexcapades

yes

BAHAHA
Trope: Stuffing Stockings
Kink: Orgasm Denial

Pretty sure those are both kinks

Trope: Married On Christmas

Kink: Gun-Play

WAIT I TAKE IT BACK

Trope: Snowball Fight

Kink: Gun-Play

optimal

"Do you take this gun, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health..."

love having and holding my gun

to lock and to load

What a beautiful couple

So happy for them