I need to just slap some names together and get it over with, clearly people will go with whatever lol

No, you're on point. No need to stoop to SE's level lol

I see a pebble, therefor the next character shall be named Pebble

Okay, I'm dumb, what's SE?

SquareEnix

Oh, lol. I do know a name generator site. Some names can be silly, but you can keep clicking to get more names until you find something decent. XD

Names 😊

My strat was to pick a coworker and pretend significance later

Yeah, I've been doing that a bit

This time I just grabbed some Latin lol