A C J T V Z

A : AFFECTION. how does your muse show affection? First and foremost: teasing. He will verbally pull pigtails. On the other hand, he will also listen very intently for as long as someone wants to talk and take it very seriously.

You will get 100% of his attention. If he really really likes someone: casual physical touch. A hand on the arm. An arm around the shoulder. Feet touching when sitting. He absolutely would and will hug if he thinks it would be well received, but there's not a lot of room for that in the olde west

Affection and sex are two very different things to him, btw. Sex: he's very consent aware but he will just go for it.

metaphorical hair pulling only please

hugs though

C : CHOCOLATE. does your muse like chocolate? which one is their favourite? I think he's a dark chocolate guy. He drinks coffee black. I don't think he has eaten enough chocolate to have an actual opinion on it though.

J : JEALOUSY. does your muse get jealous in a relationship? In very specific ways. This is why he doesn't like Teddy, btw. He's a white hat lawman, which is not Lawrence's favorite type of person, but then William had to go and replace him with Teddy.

Again: sex is different, he's very open to open sexual relationships, and random meaningless hookups. It's just sex; two people feeling good. They can go back to just being friends after or never talk again. Whatever.

But Lawrence's place in a relationship is important to him, and he'll get jealous if he feels someone has usurped it.

T : TRUE LOVE. does your muse believe in true love? Nope. Just wasn't built that way.

S A D

(or not, look where it got william)

V : VALENTINE. how does your muse feel about valentine’s day? Meh. In Mexico it's a "day of love and friendship". I don't think he's really aware of when it is or has ever celebrated it. Maybe he's programmed to remember being younger and stealing a flower out of someone's garden for a girl, but sorry unnamed wife, nothing lately.

Z : ZZZ. how many people has your muse slept with? AHAHAHAHAHAll our hosts are here for you. Lawrence's role is more plot oriented than, say, Clem's, so it's probably, like, 100-200. He's had sex less than he has died.

cursed ratio

WHAT WERE THE EL LAZO ROMANCE OPTIONS LIKE if you don't mind me going off book

I don't mind at all! First of all: orgy, obs. But, uh, that was more sex than romance. I think there was probably an option to become his right hand man both professionally and romantically.

Either by succeeding at his quests, or by seducing him into letting you do his quests.

Logan can so very close to getting them kicked out of Pariah, btw. No nitro heist for you. Dolores saved all your asses.

HAHAHAHA fucking Logan

"We're business me too! "

Ugh businessmen

My autocorrect is on high alert

Logan would have gotten a much better response by fluttering his lashes at El Lazo.

And young Billiam...Lawrence pretty much thought he was a dead man in waaaaaay over his head.

He basically looked at William and Logan and was like: these two idiots. How did this woman get stuck with them? time to use them as canon fodder. But then William wasnt an idiot.

A pleasant surprise, thought El Lazo, perhaps I will keep him.

Logan snapping his fingers to make William sit down in that scene gets me every time

Lol @ Logan thinking he's the top