Thomas just kisses back

tips hat

m'bandit

Tess is ok with this

Get ready to lean some state of the art future tongue moves, Thomas. Only the best in kissing programming.

Lawrence and Misty: exchange hats

duck, on the assumption it'll be followed up with stabbing?

Tess: he's still going to call you boss lady

wonder what Lawrence would have done if he'd brought back the hat AND a horse

Fives: ducking will get you stabbed in a real weird place...

1 hat = 1 kiss. 1 horse = high fives

She is down with that too. Boss lady tickles her

ask why he's wearing misty's hat

there's that attention to detail

no 😬

ask if this is what he wants

AHAHHAAHHAHHHAHAH

That's...such an accurate William response I died XD

FINGERGUNS

3 way William/Lawrence/Misty hat swap

oh no the moral alignments are all over the place

very serious business to thread out

flood where this hat swap DOES swap morality

Lawrence: "what the fuck is morality?"

Lark: Oh it's very changeable and relative don't even worry about it

william: what wardens jerk off to

uejfsdkn

no it's a hat

morality is what gets you into a bar -the admiral

Flood where you wake up wearing a white hat or a black hat and you can't take it off and it starts to effect your decision making but also the way you treat people depending on their hat color

william like "what flood"

yes

I may actually throw that one at the flood suggestion page

william gets a white hat and has an existential crisis

AND YOU SHOULD

alternatively, everyone gets a hat that changes color according to their behavior

I also have. An absolutely insane port idea. Inspired by the show "Say Yes To The Dress."

go on

this is your open world, William

Please god the only thing I want more than Hallmark breach is TLC reality TV breach

william storms off a set

or: william becomes convinced a reality tv show is real life

I want everyone throwing wine at everyone

William: you don’t understand I’ve always been a little chocolatier with 16 children and 5 wives and my own psychic consultation business

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

It's an entire planet that is just a giant Kleinfeld's bridal store, and no one on the planet is allowed to not be getting married, and lol it seems fun and silly at first, and dresses and cake,

but actually the beings that run it survive by absorbing that specific pre-wedding excitement so anyone who goes along with it starts to get weaker and the Admiral is being held prisoner by Pnina Tornai because he's the perfect fit model.

give

I love

This was inspired by my learning that Pnina Tornai is just, like, in Kleinfelds' basement. All the time. I thought she was just a normal designer of hideous dresses, but there's definitely something sinister going on there

Holy shit I love it

I put it in the suggestion post

A part of me hopes I am not the only one leaving these ridiculous things for the mods and a part of me hopes I am

don't worry I'm gonna request a cartoon physics flood