what was his first sword like

What would he have done if maeve left him the sword

is he a broadsword kinda guy or is he goin' for something lighter

His first sword was really casual and he still thinks of it fondly, but it wouldn't satisfy his needs these days.

what does he look for in an ideal person to be stabbed with a sword

If Maeve has left her sword he would have hidden it in the filing cabinet and pulled it out a William without even considering how threatening that might seem because he would have just been so excited about big knife.

I think he needs something lighter than a broadsword; he's on the move a lot and speed is important

In a stabbing victim he looks for: things to loot in the aftermath.

what are some ways he shows he wants to stab you without doing it

(but also 5, 11, 24, 32)

(28 ALSO IF HE'D EVER BE IN A POSITION TO HAVE ONE)

HAHAHA William would've been scared for like 2 seconds and then delighted

If he wants to stab, he'll do it. He's not shy.

He and William just chin-handing at sword.

19 26 29

William checks out 19 books on katanas

I'm kidding of course he just takes books without bothering to check them out

5. Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking? Fairly certain he has no idea what a date is, even if asked on one. Like: what do you mean this dinner is romantic? What's romantic about eating? He's a: ride into town, get drunk, fuck, and leave kind of guy.

11. Would my muse ever get married? He is married! It's complicated! It's fake but he still loves her but also he married her because he got her pregnant he would never have saddled her with him otherwise she deserves better! But also none of that happen! ...probably no! He'd live in sin.

William: "I am robbing this library."
Library: "you can just take-"
William: "ROBBING."

24. What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship? Honestly probably his wife because he just feels like an asshole who isn't good enough for her all the time and he's just waiting for her and his daughter to realize it.

PUT YOUR HANDS UP! OPEN THE CARD CATALOGUE!

32. What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it? "We're outnumbered 5 to 1. But seeing as you asked me so nicely: fuck it."

(The answer is unflinching loyalty to someone.)

28. Who is my muse’s celebrity crush? I mean. It's William.

He just doesn't know William is famous.

19. What was my muse’s first heartbreak? WHEN A CERTAIN SOMEBODY DECIDED TEDDY WOULD BE A BETTER SIDEKICK. Serious answer: I don't think they gave him that.

26. Would my muse ever lie for sex? HAHAHA yes constantly.

29. Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know? It doesn't matter to Lawrence who knows. So: Logan.

IRL lol at it's William

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

World renowned business boy

will exclusively be calling him business boy from now on, thank you

Re: Logan. Sorry, William, but Lawrence is programmed to know a good lay when he sees one.

ARE HIS VIBES NOT 'SELFISH LAY'

Uggggggggggggh

And wow, he trusted you misty

With his dark business secret

He seems very proud of his fuck abilities during the season 2 ceiling painting monologue. I don't think he's a selfish fuck, if only because he wants people to talk about how good he is.

And you get to hit him

William Nolastname: world famous business It Boy

they call him Business Billy

One day there will be a flood where I can give him 400 copies of some magazine with his face on the cover and he'll spend the entire time trying to destroy them

I love it...oh my god

I like to think about William having to get his picture taken for magazine articles about him/his philanthropic stuff. Trying to look like he's comfortable and fine, whiching he had a gun.

And they do NOT!!!

L M A O... Double lmao because this more or less happens in an ep of mad men

The photographer tells don draper to be himself and he has an existential crisis on the spot... MY CHARACTER TYPE

Photographer: "just be yourself."
William: "but...this is...a grey suit..."

HAHAHA

OR Westworld photoshoot where he has to pretend not to be unnervingly comfortable with this gun

Or if wardrobe asked him to wear a white hat

I'M WEARING BLACK AND YOU CAN PHOTOSHOP IT