so many of these are gonna be william............

That just means he's important

4, 5, 6, 7 good that can't be william, 9, 14

AHAAHAHAH

4. What’s the worst thing your character has had happen to them? Suddenly realizing his entire life is a lie and he is a robot. A lot of really awful things happened within that robo life, and the realization is also a good thing, in a different way,

but in terms of traumatic: yeah, it freaked him the hell out and still does, he just acts mostly chill about it.

5. What’s the worst thing someone has ever said to your character? He's definitely been called some racial slurs that I won't repeat here.

6. What’s the worst thing your character has said to someone else? "I'll be back soon." To his wife. It was a lie.

7. What’s the worst place your character has had sex/made out? Depends on definition of worst. By most people's definition: in public at that orgy in Pariah. Because it was very very public sex.

Worst in terms of comfort: out on the trail in the rain with a guest who thought that kind of thing would be romantic but actually it was wet and cold

9. What’s the worst injury your character has had?
Neck slit to drain all the blood out was pretty up there. Does that count even though he died? He seems to be set to die pretty quickly when he gets shot, as I think they all are.

yeah that'd make sense, otherwise they'd be like crawling around bleeding

Livestock also probably pulls them pretty quickly if they aren't functioning fully. Getting beaten by the Confederadoes is probably up there too.

14. Who’s the worst person in the world, in your character’s opinion? Lawrence. They really programmed him to think he was a son of a bitch.

W H A T nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

This is why he needs a warden

Gotta break through that programming

can I ask WALTON QUESTIONS

Of course!

1, 2, 6, 8, 11, 13

1. What’s the worst mistake your character has ever made? Not recognizing how mentally unstable Robert was and getting him help.

2. Who’s the worst person your character ever dated? Oh there was definitely at least one occasion when Robert liked someone and James swooped in because Robert was never going to do anything about it.

6. What’s the worst thing your character has said to someone else? The beginning of his 'apology' to Robert in the engine room, because it was so close and it could have gotten through to Robert, but it was all just a distraction and he didn't mean any of it.

8. What’s the worst song in the world, according to your character? James Taylor's entire catalogue

11. What’s the worst article of clothing/outfit your character has worn? That fucking Space Fleet uniform!!!!!!!

13. What’s the worst sex your character has ever had? That time he and Shania tried to grind their featureless mounds together and: nothing

50% of this is tragic and 50% is

So you like James Taylor then?

Also, how would William react if Walton referred to him as "the fat version of me."

1. confusion 2. a single bark of laughter 3. covertly comparing hairlines

James is winning the hair game, my friend

w h y

He drinks wheatgrass and does yoga and doesn't wear a cowboy hat for months at a time

sounds extremely fucked up

William: can't relate

would drink wheatgrass only for the sake of authenticity

lmao if he called younger william the fat version HE WOULD GET SELF-CONSCIOUS AHAHAHAHHA

Authenticity of. Being a horse?

cosplaying a douchebag

Ah. Yes. As we call it: The Logan

will not ask what james would think of logan

Would fucking love him.

deletes this terrible person

Not the drug use; would try to get him help for that. Would try to help him get Delos back OR make a new better company to bear William at his own game

william would be into option 2...actually he'd be into all of this, lukewarm on the getting help

Would think William was boring (and fat) until he found out about the Westworld stuff. Then would think he was BATSHIT

(and fat)

Maybe if you went to the gym you wouldn't be so insane.

william would only serve extremely fattening food if they ever had meetings

cowboys don't have gyms!!!

Walton would eye the food, eye William's hips, and raise an eyebrow.

Lift a horse or something! Bench press a Lawrence!

eats a croissant while maintaining aggressive eye contact

how much does a lawrence weigh........how much metal is in there

At least it's not cheese

Lawrence weighs a fairly normal amount. His frame is mostly 3D printed bone and the stuff they make racing bikes out of