identity theft

Business man-ing from the get go!

they were cloned for their business potential

"Similar To But Legally Distinct From Star Trek uniform" i have no clue who this dude/canon is but that line was awesome

Or for men named Robert to play games with

also: space disagreements......or star wars????

hahahaha

this rules

ANYWAY I WILL TAG THIS EVENTUALLY

Legally can't say star wars

He's from an episode of Black Mirror that centers around a VR video game based on a parody of classic Star Trek that people get trapped inside. Sort of.

Highly recommend watching it, it's excellent

God I love that episode

Get you a man with hobbies

"I promise you my face is nothing you haven't seen before." William you are hilarious.

I only watched this episode when it first premiered and I completely forgot Jimmi Simpson was one of the actors. I only remembered the Meth Damon guy

THANKS NO ONE APPRECIATES HIS HUMOR because it's all based in knowing more than the mindwiped robots around him

Hey. Lawrence thinks he's kinda funny.

vindicated!!!

"Meth Damon" (Jesse Plemons) does an incredible job

LMAO yeah that's his name. he's great!

Would also be amazing TLV inmate IM JUST SAYING

paired with spock

Daly would have a nerdgasm then point out all the canonical inconsistencies

paired with a crappy knockoff

Unaware that he himself is the knockoff

James would roll on the ground laughing about Robert being a knock off

Literally log roll across the ground

Come meet Spaceilliam Misty

you're not allowed to like him

You are though.

what happens if she does

takes ned, goes home

n-no

I bet Walton is afraid of horses

AHAHAAHAHHHAAHAH

They big!

be brave, they also friend

No horses only guitar

don't say guitar around misty noooooooo

guitar??

ugh he's been Replaced

game set match

He's a guitar guy Misty. He has a collection. He likes to rock. He is divorced.

not replaced!!!!
she will have two

please show her....the rock.......

Collect all Jimmi's

misty probably would vibe with mcpoyle

he's almost too weird but she resolves to acquire the taste
they're very fucking weird friends

clout she wants:
- giants
- cowboys
- Jimmis

william feels threatened, must now establish himself as the evil twin

lmao can william knock him out (to check for a port) (definitely NOT because of the hair comment!!!), I'll do a timeskip

I actually don't think it's possible to knock him unconscious (they can't sleep), but he can definitely hit him hard enough to faze him for long enough to check.

oh that's amazing

well it sucks

for him

but it's amazing

James does not think it's amazing.

James does not want to be a cookie