please answer this question: would walton have to request his dick back from a warden

+1

Yes. Or: get it instead of a bathroom at graduation.

IT'S HIS WARDEN ITEM

100% comes into game no dick

thanks for not asking to see william's...

Every temp warden: is there anything you need?
Walton: dick

He doesn't need to see William's he knows what it looks like

There are psycho murderers on board but Walton is the inmate every temp Warden dreads because he asks for his dick.

just get a warden to make a deal for your dick

STARES AT MISTY

she'd do it but with her head in her hands

this fuckin place

her inmate graduates and misty is like "ok now help me draw your penis I guess"

"the admiral is gonna 3D print it"

dick as warden item might be my favorite thing
I'm not happy to see you my inmate is waking up from a coma

oH MY GOD

camping in the art room, drawin' dicks

designing dicks

Tiffany also gives deal with inmates. HE COULD HAVE 2 DICKS

COMPENSATE FOR LOST TIME

THE SKY'S THE LIMIT

one for pissing, one to party

This might literally be another episode of Black Mirror

AHAHHAHHAH

Really like how in another thread William is like: here Misty a gun to protect you from him he's clearly dangerous. And Misty gets: man who almost cries over dead son on first meeting, just wants drink, has no dick.

IT'S HYSTERICAL

shoot him just in case!!!

wanting to pat this dude on the back while also you just Have A Gun

Shoot him in the dick he'll be fine.

or she could not shoot him?? he wants to drink and not look like a star trek

and plays guitar...........

yeah see that hand is strumming

shredding, on a guitar

INCORRECT

they're a band!!

He does want to not look like Star Trek

william does support that, how does he feel about wearing all white

And see his real son again

WOW DON'T COOPT HIS CHILD ANGST

He likes a crisp white collared shirt. Slim cut, not that you'd know what that is William.

if it doesn't exist in 1867 he will not acknowledge it

my rp wish is "fat me" to be true canon

Uh it absolutely will be.

I'm so happy

Walton is obsessed with his weight. He even compliments a monster by telling it it looks like it has lost weight.

Poor Gillian from marketing. Who Walton has clearly banged in the real world.

Walton you're fine, chill

WHY IS HIS OTHER SELF SO NEUROTIC 🤔

D I V O R C E D

Have you never seen a divorced man with money is his 40's?

divorced and dickless, a memoir

dickless in [redacted]

A man, a plan, no dick, Panama

I love it

william "dad bod" nolastname

haunted by that thought last night

Ahahahahaha