would like to be able to make plurks stick to the left (such as long running private plurks) so he doesn't have to scroll the timeline
I wish so too 
Scrolling the timeline is too hard.
Scrolling the timeline is too hard.
Altreus
says
But there is a private plurks tab for those anyway! How many private plurks do you have?
see Altreus, some plurkers, instead of making their timeline private, use the right to send private plurks to their 50+ plurk friends
too often, so my private timeline is polluted with quasi-private plurks 
Altreus
says
Oh I just say everything to everyone all the time anyway 
I'll start telling people to stop quasi-privately plurking me or I'll start unfollowing