I can't beleive these shows have the same writing staff

Riverdale “Carrie: The Musical” - A Night We’ll Neve...

pocketspy

oh no

oh nooooo

(though I do think that song was a SUPER WEIRD choice for a wedding????)

(not as weird as like Teenage Dirtbag, but) (anyway they're a perfectly nice little cover band)

...the heck is this song, and why are they all singing with such dead eyes

...you know I have nothing against teenage sexuality but it is really weird to have a giant group number where everyone's literally singing "gonna have sex for the very first time, aw yeah"

but I don't think Sabrina ever did any original songs, so it is kind of a different thing

like maybe sabrina's music is better because the writing team isn't writing it X33

Very weird choice for a wedding. Maybe witches are super into Queen?

Also, this song is not an original song, weirdly, it's from the second musical version of "Carrie". Once a season, Riverdale picks a musical for the cast to 'do' and its always weird and slightly uncomfortable.

I also think it's weird that in a song about yay losing our virginity all the characters singing are not virgins plus someone's mom like what.

Also this season's musical was Hedwig and the plot was the principal saying it was inappropriate for kids to perform and also someone is sending around creepy VHS tapes oh nooooo. (the weirdest part imo being that everyone in town has a vcr in this year 2019)

Self sleeeeep