bless

Ford: "And now I shall make: a small one."

portable

I have no idea why I feel like Ford made Lawrence and not Bernard, but I feel it strongly.

fun sized, for the villain on the go

I mean Arnold

Bernarnold

Sorry Arnold.

fits in some suitcases

'Ah yes I have made an ankle-biter. Perfect.'

(I say all this and ed harris is 5'9")

Maybe probably don't try to put Lawrence in your pocket.

...or do?

Can't tell a man is short whe he's on a horse

height: HORSE

Lawrence the cowboy pokemon. Ultra-rare.

He's horse tall

taller in centaur form

I can see Ford sort of irritably waving a hand at everyone else in his storyline like "why is everyone so TALL in this one"

He would just take a mallet and squash them down like that time he broke that host's nose

HAHAHAHH fuck

...please let there be a flood where I can centaur Lawrence

Centaur Lawrence: cannot be tamed

running wild with his associates

He would be so happy with either that flood or straight up turning into a horse.

he could play with ned's ball

He could gallop and trample people with his hooves

kick them over the side

Lawrence: [trots on your hopes and dreams.]