horses are stupid

Them's fighting words

you never left the park

the mustache isnt working

He's actually not super attached to his facial hair

does that mean the mustache is fake

just slides in on a peg Mr. Potato Head style

budget cuts, man

I mean technically all their hair is fake

He's just not in a habit of shaving. Also what do inmates even shave with?

I WAS WONDERING ABOUT THAT TOO

your warden comes over to shave you each morning

Ok but what about the ladies?

victoryfanfare

same thing

tess naturally has no body hair because she's a Woman In Media

i swear i saw something in some of the mod answers and shit where inmates can have safety razors in shaving kits or something but god knows where i saw that or even if i imagined it

The luckiest

but i am sure if it came down to it Arthur would be down with a Natural Woman

(Aloy has no body hair either and the most gorgeously manicured eyebrows it's a fucking riot)

the question of like, ease of access shit comes up once in awhile and there might've been a mod response on plurk
stuff like shaving and cigarettes and such

but of course ladies don't need it, they molt

they Go To The Spa

(to access tools that help them better and more quickly shed their skin)

correct

The come from the stork smooth as glass

Misty in her swamp like “shit I gotta go into town to get wax strips”

SEEMS SO

there are the hair-growing herbs and the hair-removing herbs

this is what she actually meant with that 'mother nature has an answer for everything'