peanut butter banana nilla wafer milk sugar imperial stout

its basically a smoothie. its THICC. its syrupy. there is SLUDGE in it

my brain wants to read that label to the tune of Killer Queen

it horrifies me on a visceral level

it doesn't work at all, but brain still wants to

its tasty. but its also

like the "try new things" part of me is delightedly horrified by this things existence. its like morbid fascination

the "beer is three ingredients" part of me is in anguish

also it's 11.5%

the texture sounds revolting but the flavor sounds like something I want to try

oh they put stuff into the beer

okay

:|a

OMG

blursed

they put stuff. into the beer

like they clearly mixed it in AFTER brewing

there's SLUDGE

in the can

blursed is one word to describe it

the other word is Lovecraftian

how dare such a beautiful can contain such a cursed concoction

craft brewers are nothing if not good at making neat cans

I am amazed

i drank the whole thing