(Also I like Rude and Tifa arm wrestling)

I'm stuck in ルドレノ territory

I seeeeee

So that's the ship, huh?

I mean

You can't go wrong with it?

True but I'm more of a Rude/Tifa and Reno/everyone kind of girl

Rude isn't even my favorite or anything

But I do like him and Reno together

Although, I think as far as "not my favorite", I really do like most FF characters in general

So that doesn't exactly mean I don't like him or something lol

/throws everyone in a pile

now kiss

There.

lol

I mean

If SquareEnix released that game I admit I would buy it

/goes to SE to pitch the idea

"An FFVII dating sim where you can get anyone to date anyone."

"You will be billionaires. You're welcome."

I'll go with you. We'll bring them a petition with millions of signatures

all the gays would sign, I know it

lol

crowdfund that shit

Should start a petition at The world’s platform for change or whatever

Honestly, it's what we all need right now

"If SE truly wanted world peace they would do this."

As all across the globe, fighters from every nation laid down their weapons so that they could make fictional soldiers, assassins, and one smoking hot evil spirit bang

The End.

That day, everyone realized they had much more in common than they thought and from then on the only wars that were fought were fictional ones. Over ships.

Shit

And then things got more violent than ever

Oh no you're right

We've made a huge mistake

I take it back

Well

At least we'd get a lot of art out of it

A thousand years in the future people would be studying the Reno/Rude art

Excuse me spins wheel Cloud/Reno is clearly the superior ship!!!

Come at me

This is a friendship ender

I know, you're completely invalidating spins rolodex work partnerships. I can't be associated with someone like that

Look, when that work partnership is between two hot dudes who look good together, then yes

That's disgusting. Turning men into sexual objects and the workplace into something it's not

Okay that's about as much anti rp as I can do I'm about to puke myself

lol