It's DK Island, so I'd have a lot of bananas but I'd probably get a lot of weird looks for being a weird hairless ape.
But as long as I can figure out a good minigame to run, I should be able to survive long enough.
Kremlings are a problem, but only if you leave the first area, so I'd just hang out there.
Pluck floating bananas from the sky.
Ride a barrel plane or something, get high with Funky, feel incredibly conflicted about Candy Kong, and complain about young people with Cranky.
Just call yourself Human Kong and no one will bat an eye
Perfect
It sounds like true paradise
Yeah I mean hanging out on a tropical island with a bunch of apes who don't have an infectious disease running rampant? Not seeing any downsides.
Baldy Kong.
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