Just turn up naked and ask Caliban if he wants to wreck him tonight

That would work tbh

Like straight up yes

He didn't seem a man who would care if Tim was subtle or not

Honestly the less subtle the better tbh

I mean. If he was gonna then put on an angel halo and let caliban debauch him but yanno.

Honestly that would work a little too well, considering he’d get off on ruining an angel

it'd be a stealth gambit where there's lots of sex but he reforms caliban. obv. by being cranky and telling him not to take over mortal realms.

"If you don't annex the human realm. You can have this ass. "

Caliban : considers

lol

Reforming Caliban is a big ass goal tho

I don't think he'd think to actively try.

Yeah. It would properly be best to not.

He'll just look disappointed if Caliban subjugates any mortals or does any evil.

Honestly just make Caliban possessive and then like, by extension not want to actively disappoint someone.

Caliban standing over a river of blood. "Sorry baby."

lol. Maybe Magnus can manage, Caliban likes him.

Alec will get there once they spend more time Toby

Together*

but i mean, do we really want caliban to be better though? he is good as is. lol

Properly not, honestly. You just don't want him straight murdering people.

Tim would agree, no murdering! you can hurt people here who ask for it.

yes, walk the no murdering line

already breaking out the belt to break on Tim YOU SAID WHAT

How about the annoxing humanity line.

Tim can stand his ground when he wants to XD

Strong boi

is why it's fun to break him, but he's not budging on the murdering people thing

True. Honestly he does like breaking people like the sadist he is. He’d probably hold on that murding people thing for a bit

i mean he's doing a pretty good job of it atm so

🤷‍♂️ John can get it anytime he wants tbh

he'll splay there looking pretty

maybe toss in a "sir" or two

The most low effort and yet like 10/10 would work.

Pretty much. He's like "Aw pretty boy."

Reggie just has to stand there and be like "look, I'm hot" and it's all he needs

Honestly yeah.

Even the prince of Darkness can't handle that.

if it works it works

Eliot is gonna harness that for his shows.

It's those cheekbones and lips. No power in the multiverse can handle it.

Honestly Caliban just turning up in Riverdale and being like "what's up boys." would be a dream

it really would...... I hope the cast turns up there this season

You’d hope but I doubt it. Even less so with the time skip

yeah. well, they'd be playing different characters for sure

Yeahhh

Ironically I also bought Archie to the game

Almost*

oh man

Yep. My accounts called Jersey17

Hah! I was tagging you with my jughead. And bother Reggie with my archie on memes now and then. small world of riverdale.

Ooooo nice. 👋 blesss

I love your jughead tho

aww, thankies. I haven't gotten him out much, but he's fun. I think I might have hit reggie with him once too before I was in dup, but I might be wrong.

I'll have to keep an eye out

lol. I'm the undecided archie and jug's at detectivejuggie

Yesss perfect

Arch just kissing jug and bailing is a big move

Mood*

lol. Yeah I was trying to get him to sexting for the meme and he was just ... talking ...

Lol the ultimate sexting

don't be yourself and then do

I mean yeah

That works

it keeps him on his toes at least

Listen he enjoyed faux Magnus

but real magnus is better

Soo much better