SOMEONE woke up on the wrong side of the fingers

Did he? Are you sure?

Oh geez.

sir nobody got fingered, pls

Misty like 'please threaten nonsexually this place SPOILS EVERYTHING'

William ready to cut off blankys head

he can try

NEVER. I use my sexuality as a weapon. IM FROM WESTWORLD

do it William

He'd go for the wooden leg first

chaos

oh, use a man's weaknesses against him

how unsportsmanlike

OK GUY WHO WANTS TO FUCK AN INMATE

when will someone cancel bill cipher and free us

Lawrence: Don't mind my husband William tell me how you'd romance me

Thomas: Whiskey, a nice meal, a comfortable bed

it's worked before

Sold!

btw Rita is currently having a bit of an internal crisis like MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE JUST LET THEM KILL EACH OTHER??? so well done there I guess

Ah success.

but you know what she had a meaningful conversation with Connor and they hugged so she'll manage

Welp, I am sorry for Jake. He hasn't met a beehive he didn't want to kick

as long as he doesn't fuck the beehive

Not today

insert bee with gun emote I don't have

The beehive kicks back

GOOD. The best beehives should, really.

Just standing there, hands shoved in pockets, hats tipped low, kicking each other in the shins.

gdi...yes. This is the only acceptable outcome

This is...cracking me up. I am not even sorry anymore.

Yeah, uh, the beehive just thinks this guy sounds alright.

Thomas has zero clue what he may be walking into

...best friends

nO

Yessssssss

Jake can't help that he makes friends.

And Lawrence talked William down from physically assaulting blanky!! all surprises will be lawrences

Thomas would be grateful for that, if he found out

William is still gonna snitch to June

Thomas will just be confused. Lawrence isn't the first inmate he's wined and dined

YEPPPPPP because wardens are disgusting

hdu, Kepler was his friend

that makes it worse

Blanky is walking into not being able to walk straight tomorrow and being thankful for the opportunity and Lawrence will give him a head nod after and be like: welp time to hit that dusty trail

lol

he honestly needs that more than anything else right now

he can just tip his hat and stagger to the door