Many things are William's fault but not this. Someone else made this choice

lol, who did try to reprogram him?

Connor

He got as far as: strangling

Lawrence did some: stabs

lmao HE WILL BE PLEASED

They are both in STEM

Lark is only suspecting William because William is from that world and would know how, theoretically

William would never it would fuck with his immersion

I think this might also be my favorite summary of Westworld Lawrence has given in game: Discretion Advised: 18+ Content

the elevator pitch

HAHAHA sic lark on him for funsies

lmao LOOK THIS IS WHY LARK ASKED FIRST

I'M NOT KIDDING HE'D FIND IT FUN

No chewing on his hat tho

Ned doesn't like it when you smell like other dogs

do you know how much Lark would enjoy that hat though

"I paid forty grand a day to board my dog at westworld"

"He made terrible choices."

How many rich ladies do you think brought their purse dogs to Westworld?

Enough that William has a whole rant about it

LOL

One got eaten by a wolf, had to clandestinely replace it with a robo dog

Oh no Captain Fluffnuggets has gained sentience

Tfw your dog is functionally immortal

Tfw your Lawrence is functionally immortal

do you think that would encourage people to bring dogs

"Tiberius never had such a glow in his life, hasn't aged a day since"

aaaaaaaarrrrrrrgh

william remotely fucking with people's dogs' personality matrices

Turn this dog up to 11

this dog can now open the garage door

Man Removes Bark

ed harris' voice coming out of your dog

I would pay money for that

Man is Beagle. Man is Bichon Frise. Man is Border Collie.

yeah rich people might love that shit William

they do things what don't make no sense

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHHA

next season: william is a dog

Mastiff In Black

He could melt right into the scenery

Maltipoo in Black

Mutt In Bot

a bark star

AHAHHAHHA OH NO

he's many things, but he ain't a good boy

He who will not fetch

But what kind of doggo?

a truly deep question

MAN I DID A WHOLE QUIZ ON THIS BUT IT'S ON MY DEAD LAPTOP

hmmm

I get strong Jack Russel vibes

william is wishbone

beige boy

It checks it

Out

AHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHAHA

boy in black
mostly just ones I like looking at

wishbone is clearly the correct answer

I don't know shit about dog breeds....all the dogs I know are mutts + one grand pyrenees

I am going solely looks and vibe, adding general breed personality/quirks would take a fucking week
mutts superior tho

I second wishbone, because jack russels are fucking monster dogs

the anti-william

WHAT A GOOD BOY, correct

like I'm just saying this guy is poor and works really hard

awwwwwwwwww

he doesn't know himself yet

ready to bite the hand that feeds

his leash is cheap, he wants to be a VP, there's ambition in those eyes

now find a logan dog

he stirs shit

AND eats it

very accurate

also something something different ears, SYMBOLIC

Logan: a standard poodle

AWFUL

Or: a cat

growls under his breath

well now I'm sold