the ball's in his court

i can only think of this from a long time ago: Kou Ichijo - Balls (Persona 4 Hiimdaisy)

Aerith handed him her balls.

And her balls are just as big as Sephiroth's...

Not!son, have you touched any balls lately?

Irrelevant!!

You can also touch Aerith's! ^^ She likes Prompto. He's cute.

An inroad! Go touch them!

lol

can confirm, Maraich is excellent at handling balls

So many balls

Juggle dem balls!

spits out my water

Has he touches Sephiroths balls yet? Maybe you should let him. Should never neglect the balls, Sephy!

touched* ... darn it. Why do my d's always wanna be an s?

NOPE

Sephiroth has some virgin balls there

tut tut. Let the man touch. He's very gentle.

Aerith was very impressed with the way he handled hers.

but those are his balls

Seph is stingy

Sigh. Clearly he is. And here Aerith would have let Sephiroth touch hers too! But if he's not gonna share...

Verstael needs to defeat him in combat first. That was the condition

... And Aerith?

Idk I mean look what she did with a snowball

She's not beat him yet! Though she always has an ace up her sleeve.... Hard to be tough with snow down your pants!!

And THEN she runs.

oh my gosh that visual!!

Sephiroth like

Won't lie. That was my end game for that snowball fight... Aerith playing dirty to win! She's not super strong or super fast. So she has to use what she can to her advantage! And no one likes snow in their pants!

That's fine. Verstael's plan for beating Sephiroth in combat was to hire someone to do it and possibly equip them with missiles

You do what you've gotta do

And then he won't have virgin balls anymore

Okay I'm gonna need that to happen Theo. He will remember her for sure

Should have hired Aerith lol

Missiles? pfffft

Exactly, she's a menace

And it shall be done!! Sephiroth shall have snow shoved down the back of his pants!

You have no idea how hard I'm laughing rn

He can absolutely hire her

She might be a menace... But at least she's cute! She gets away with it~

Get him some balls

Yes, please Eisah

"I've hired this mercenary to fight in my place."

"Also, she has a chair."

Sephiroth remembering his wet pants: I...see.

Ah, she left an impression. Good. Good.

Also, he wouldn't fight her. That wouldn't challenge him. And he likes his pants dry

She sure did

Yeah, don't fight her. It's not nearly as fun!

Lol she probably found him the next day and apologised btw. ^^ or maybe when she gives him chocolates. "Happy valentines day! Here's some chocolate. Sorry I ruined your underwear!"

THAT TIME AERITH RUINED SEPHIROTH'S UNDERWEAR

Folks it doesn't get better than this I'm...I'm going to bed gooood night

Haha sleep well!!

Nightnight

Also, if he refuses to fight Verstael argues that's a forfeit

Nope! You'll have to actually bring him a challenge, Verstael.

Aerith is a challenge. Just ask Cloud

She totally is~

I mean okay if she's up for it

just remember you asked for this

Water pistols at dawn!