smh at all of these

top five people to stab, stay on theme

3, 5 (hard mode: no ned), 6, 9, 26

Top 5 people to stab (Barge Mode): The Admiral (obvious reasons). Kirk (very full of himself). Renfield (said a racist thing once). Connor (not out of revenge, just to see if it would push him to break out of his programming). William (he takes it like a champ).

3. Most common argument? No matter who it is, it definitely has to do with someone keeping things from someone else. Lawrence definitely kept the majority of his lawless way from his wife, and she probably at least tried to argue with him about not telling them where he went,

pls stab Renfield

But he definitely would have been all gtg in response. The only thing he takes issue with William doing on Barge is not sharing every minute detail about his life and the real world, because Lawrence is the wife now.

5. Who is most likely to carry the other? Lawrence is physically stronger, but can be shut down...William more likely to get himself into something dumb and be tossed over Lawrence's shoulder. I think they're pretty neck and neck. Misty most likely to drag both of their stupid unconscious bodies down the hallway to the infirmary by a leg.

6. What is their favorite feature of their partner’s?
His wife's kindness. William's cleverness. Ned's velvety nose.

9. Who worries the most? Lawrence. Full stop. Constantly on the run from the consequences of his actions.

26. What would be their theme song?

Desperado

thank god this isn't the eagles

Better for punching to