No. You're just better behaved and more intelligent.

Well I didn’t want to say that SexySiloPuddinPie:!

It's okay. We know we're selfish idiots. It's what we strive for.

<glug glug glug>

Grabs a straw. A really, really long straw.

That reminds me of my fiendish plot to drain the Bering Strait with millions of schoolchildren and drinking straws.

But then we'd be hearing from Sarah Palin (who can forget her) demanding a wall in Alaska to keep Russian immigrants out.

Speaking of straws... Adelaide has just been the first state in Australia to ban single use plastics - eg throw away cutlery, straws etc... plates etc to come.

Become*

Good job, Adelaide.