wow plurk was overexcited about this one

anyway obvious start:

taako is super gay this is canon

he also has nothing against men under 6ft for the record unless hes a thots CRAU because that is all GRUDGEWANK babey

literally its just a dunk on chuuya who actually didnt do much wrong at all but taako is also a person who in redacted got mad at his boyfriend for stabbing him in a dream so

anyway he's also your wizard is gnc as fuck dot meme because i just play gnc characters now

he is a guy and he identifies that way just presents very femme

taako is like actually a secret closet romantic who is very into the idea of like a loving relationship but i will say hes not really . . . built for poly

hes waaaaaay too jealous and like

attention needy?

not emotionally mature enough to handle that kind of thing NOR to express that he isnt into it so its a great combo

lio is all headcanon since i mean

trigger

but anyway his canon romance is gay (is it gay to kiss another fella on the mouth when hes turning into ashes in front of you fellas) but i think lio is probably bi

especially in that cool leather jacket wearing bi way where he has definitely just hooked up with other really cool leather jacket wearing people

do yall know what i mean this is a specific bi vibe

i just understood what you meant so much i achieved nirvana

yeah like ill get to mollys bi vibes in a minute but its a very different vibe just RIDICULOUSLY cool people and they might just like "hang out" for two weeks and then never talk again

and then hes like okay well i guess im in love with a very buff handsome firefighter now

his first non leather jacket love

galo is outside his type i think but of course he is very attractive so its fine

yes exactly

like galo is much too like earnest and himbo and also very gay its a different wavelength but they are also FATED SOUL MATES

i think if galo wasnt in a game with him he could have like a lil something with someone else cool but itd probably fade off or he'd break it off because of Burnish Duties

on the cis scale i think lio is pretty cis but doesnt care THAT much

molly mollys sexuality is slut

i paused because i wanted to go find that youtube comment thats like this is so bisexual i could do nothing but give a sweaty peace sign in response to it because thats mollymauk

he has never experienced commitment or romance and isnt like. all that interested because hes just like i am genuinely here for laff mate xx the tweet

if you seem like you want to have fun he is like cool lets do it then but you do have to like. seem interested.

i think hes pretty conscious of like not pushing?

anyway he is entering the manslut phase of his life and has to work it out all out of his system

as for being a "man" i mean only sort of

his gender is I Must Be The Most Fuckable Person at the Grocery Store

all of the genders are fine yes please

but he uses he or they occasionally but just stone cold doesnt care

imo he presents slightly more masc (esp compared to like taako) and i think fandom has a tendency to push gnc characters femme but more on my feelings on that LATER

oh here the mollymauk experience

holes

holes

also this is not their sexualities but 7rings taako would be BIG team envy and lio would be big team wrath