watching this episode at 4 am because I spent the day doing yard work and crashed hard was a fantastic idea- /shot
I AM MAD not really ABOUT EXACTLY 3 THINGS.
OHHHH MAN. I was waiting for your reaction. adksfjh
THAT JINN'S LAST QUESTION GOT USED FOR SOMETHING SO DUMB and also brilliant but it's the bad guys so I gotta boo
THAT THEY TOTALLY CHEATED ME OUT OF FEELING GOOD ABOUT JACQUES SCHNEE BITING IT(??)
EFF YOU IRONWOOD. YOU FREAKING KILL STEALER.
I CAN'T EVEN BE LIKE HAHA JACQUES DEAD BECAUSE HE'S THE ONE WHO SHOT HIM AND HE'S JUST AS BAD AND DIDN'T EVEN EARN IT LIKE HOW DARE YOU. LINE CROSSED.
Seriously, this is the worst thing Ironwood has done. How effing dare. /shot
THAT YANG'S STREAK OF NEVER PLAYING A BIG PART IN A VOLUME'S FINALE FIGHT IS STILL GOING STRONG.
VOLUME 1. NOT THERE. VOLUME 2. ...Okay she does kinda participate in Volume 2 but it's not like a major role (although tbf CFVY was the star in that one anyway)
VOLUME 4. AGAIN. VOLUME 5. ...I guess you could call her savage take down of Raven participating but that's details.
VOLUME 6. ...Okay again she technically participated but her big fight was in the episode prior to the finale. Same with Volume 7 AND I'M MAKING THE RULES HERE SO STUFF IT.
AND NOW VOLUME 8.

YOU HAVE TO LITERALLY DROP HER OUT OF THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE BECAUSE SHE'S OBVIOUSLY TOO OP FOR THIS WORLD.
Yeah I was a bit disappointed with how that last question was used, but it was the most logical thing.
Please note, I am being totally silly here. I love all of this.
I really love that Jinn was clearly like, "Noooooooo I love those kids I don't want to have a hand in hurting them."
But Genie Rules.
And now we don't get to enjoy Jinn for another century, how dare you Cinder. Again. Lines crossed. Absolutely the worst thing this character has ever done. No questions asked. Harrumph.
the question being used that way was so dumb...maybe Watts could have just let Jaune explain everything in his psa??? Instead of you know hacking it.
pathogenic Like I said, I'm fine with it! Narratively, I think it sets up some very interesting things, not the least of which is removing the Lamp from "play" so to speak.
But it sure gave me a good, "Nuuuuuuu not the bad guys!!! D8 They don't deserve it!!!" moment.
But yeah, not only is the Lamp out of play like...okay, Cinder, Watts, and Neo basically just all acted 100% against Salem's wishes.
Salem wanted the lamp for herself. She specifically said she had questions.
And while yes, she's probably the only other member of the cast besides Oz that could actually wait the 100 years for it to reactivate, I have a feeling she is...not going to be pleased about that.
Salem is gonna be so mad...I can't wait. She's gone for like 5 minutes and everyone ruins everything.
I hope that bomb drops on her as one last Day Ruiner.
Like she finally regens and she's like, "ALRIGHT NOW I'M REALLY MAD. ...Wait-" BOOM.
Also freaking Ambrosius just had to get one in because they Lawyered him too well. Not cool man. Not cool. I kid. I love these djinns.
Anyway, I can't believe Yang got sent to SuperHell for that gay nonsense she pulled 3 episodes ago.
And Blake is going to ferally stab absolutely everybody in the nexus room and honestly she's earned it.
Go apeshit, Blake. Please stab Cinder in the butt for me.
I am kinda hoping that they establish, in whatever way, that Yang is fine before the volume ends.
Not because I'm actually concerned because Yang Is Obviously Fine, but MOSTLY, and I hate that this is actually a concern, because I don't want to have Yang haters/Bumbleby haters crowing about this and slinging garbage in the fandom circles I sometimes haunt.
And also because certain shippers are going to be...not cool about this either
Because no matter how many times you tell a person, "Yang is a title character the show isn't going to just be RWB for the remaining 6 volumes or whatever" or "Yang has too many plotthreads that haven't even been addressed, it doesn't make sense narratively," or "They're not going to kill Yang, a key character off using a character that Monty added ON A WHIM
They're gonna stick their fingers in their ears and go LA LA LA NO U WRONG I'M RITE U.
And I'd really prefer not to have to deal with that for a year but I mean, that's not CRWBY's fault. That's certain FNDM circles and if I just have to avoid them, then fine. I'll just Schnee pout off to the side while seething about how people on the Internet are Wrong
That said, I'd like to give Arryn Zech an award for absolutely tearing my heart out despite the fact I was expecting this?
Because somebody was gonna fall in that pit and it made sense it was of the group that was "warned" specifically not to. Because stonks Stakes.
I would LOVE for RWB to just collectively decide to take a Risk and jump into SuperHell after her.
Because something something abandonment issues, something something Yang narratively has always had to "catch up" to the others, it'd be nice if they come to her for once BUT.
There's also Raven. Who might be able to portal into SuperHell, idk. That might even be the nexus point her portals actually use, who knows.
Oh! The real tragedy in this episode? RIP #1 Dad Mug Guy.
I hope you're microwaving fish in Heaven's employee lounge.
Whoever's brilliant idea it was to put "happy romp" music while Cinder, Watts, and Neo absolutely tear it up in command central needs a raise.
And maybe Therapy. But definitely a raise. Because that was hilarious.
And don't think I didn't catch Cinder pulling from Salem's playbook again. We saw that behavior waaaaay back in V2/V3 and now that we know where it's coming from it's even more unsettling.

A precious muffin.

Go my feral child
also RIP my feelings As she picks up her weapon that's been repaired kintsugi style with gold to avenge her Girl

Also this was great. Overshadowed only by that dude who hit him with a rock. A++ everybody.
OH AND JAUNE GOING FULL SPACE ODYSSEY THROUGH THE PORTAL.
I love that that's the thing that finally brought back his motion sickness. Like Nope. Inter-dimensional travel is the limit.

/whispers softly Eff Youuuuuuuuuu
Hoping Elm and Marrow, if they're not on the ship with Robyn, end up there. Like, Ironwood's probably left literally all security open at this point, it wouldn't be hard to find, just follow the carnage.
...Alternately, Watts is still around, and that'd be freaking hilarious if he just...ends Ironwood. Exactly the way he wanted to. XDXD
And then Winter just gtfos.
OH and on the note of if RWB decides to jump into SuperHell after her. I would love for Yang to be Extremely Touched but also, "WTF WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, IT COULD'VE JUST AS EASILY KILLED ALL OF YOU?"
Big "Finding a haystack in a giant whale" energy.

Don't mind me, I'm just gonna keep posting gifs in my Pain
blake
pageantry Blake absolutely
destroyed me and Arryn Zech is a voice acting
fiend.

weiss having to pull blake back was so painful
pageantry Omigod Weiss putting ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING she has into keeping Blake from just jumping off into the Shadow Realm after Yang (knowing she's also dealing with her own devastation) was masterful.
Also rofl I just realized I wore my socks with a Bee pattern on them today.
Raven get the bleep over here and teach your daughter how to fly or something SHE'S THE ONLY ONE ON HER TEAM WHO CAN'T CHEAT GRAVITY SOMEHOW.
Also I need to find that gif from Volume 7 of Yang skydiving out of that airplane like a bullet because that's absolutely how she would have wanted to fall into superhell.
fjksdsk they just...find a note from her like "Dear Teammates. If I fall into super hell, please tell everybody that I did it face first and with like...a cool flip or something. No limp, half-conscious crap. Make sure I sound cool. Love Yang."
Maybe she'll rip and tear her way out, heh.

Somebody pointed out that Blake went right for Neo's throat after Yang fell.
Like, not a swipe to get her away or force her back, nope, Blake just straight up goes for the jugular. Blake "I'm gonna make an exception about not wanting to kill anymore people just for you" Belladonna.
Well, I was mistaken, clearly Blake will be the one ripping and tearing.
OH something else that got totally glossed over because of like...Everything. But Penny just up and manifesting her swords with...Aura? I think???
Which like...that's Wild and something I don't think we've seen any other character be able to do (not counting Velvet which was using Dust). SO like...I don't think she's...full Human? She's still something completely unique.
Even if she comes out okay -- my visceral reaction watching this was my hand coming to cover my mouth in a look of horror and shock
Like CRWBY continues to get ACTUAL reactions out of me
Also that gif set of “All the times Yang caught it” was pain
bouncyerbear Oh BIG SAME. I had a bunch of visceral reactions to this episode and I gotta say, Yang falling off the edge was like...actually one of the more fun ones.
Mostly because I love any chance for Yang to get some spotlight and Bee Angst is Good Angst but I'm predictable like that XDXDXD
That gif set is absolutely pure pain though.
cannot wait for the RWBY Goes to Turbohell volume
urgentmatters GONNA BE A FUN TIME. Also I both love and hate that everybody (including myself) has collectively decided to refer to wherever they're going as Turbohell and that this is all freaking Supernatural's fault. XDXDXD

I just wanna wax a second on HOW LIVID Blake is
Like...I seriously don't think we've ever seen her this mad. About the closest we get is her fights with Adam and even then it's like...tempered? Sort of?
This is like, Yangry-worthy rage. Actually, this might go beyond the levels Yang hits because...I don't think I've ever seen Yang's pupils do that. They're barely even there in the second shot like Blake is about to go on a murder spree here.
Which makes it kinda extra nifty that they have them widen back when she gets a brief moment of clarity and starts thinking about maybe she's more needed elsewhere.