Them: Just keep an eye on yourself for any symptoms. You may experience headaches, soreness, and increased fatigue.

Me, suffering chronic headaches on a daily basis, depression, and burn out: ... how would I know?

Anyway, first shot down.

Oh, I feel that deeply. I almost started laughing when the nurse started to go through symptoms. Ma'am. Ma'am, that's just Tuesday.

Eeeeeexactly!!

They always ask if you have any congestion, sneezing, coughing, runny nose, ect.
Me: /is allergic to my own cat, whom I adore
Also Me: Nope. None of that here!

YEP - me, with a chloride allergy (chloride is not something that would be injected with this) and seasonal congestion: NOPE!

And yes, I know the ACTUAL question at hand is "are you experiencing any of these things at an abnormal-for-you level" but it's fun to be obtuse sometimes

ikr?

I always consider if I should explain, but honestly, they don't need to know.