fucking health care system is so jacked... be grateful if you are healthy!!!

no shit, lets move to Canada 'thanks sicko!'

that health insurance would pay for brain transplants for several of her co-workers.

HSA savings insurance!

metalenez I was just gonna say that... makes me want to move to France!! (yes, france...)

snowballinhell

or even moving to sweden, where you can hack someone up with a chainsaw and not go to prison for it!

france = 50% income tax, but yea - I'd still french it up

Switzerland for me = 1 guy for every 5 girls or some shit, woo hooo!!!

switzerland = 1 in 5 girls have an STD

ewwww!

then ill just sleep with the other 4

yeah, even with the ridiculous taxes, I'd do it. Except, I'd have to learn french... and marry a french guy...

mmm, french toast

and youd have to give up deodorant and toothpaste

and shaving...

and stop shaving...

and be a rude mutherfucker...

ok, well im already one so I'm good there!

and wimp out of wars...

really, the parisians suck but the people outside of paris are actually pretty nice...

mayhemchaos true!

i always take it to the politics

while i was there last month, they were celebrating Vday or VE day or whatever... the day they were free of the nazis... cause of US!!!

I was like, where are the american flags and thank you letters??

hey, we got french toast, french fries and berets!

I was like, what's a girl gotta do to get a blow job around here? My country freed you from evil, you go down on me! Fair trade!

Ill give you berets, but french fries are belgian and french toast originated in ancient rome!

well, um - damn

don't be sad mayhemchaos they did give us Maurice Chevalier and Edith Piaf!

sings "Every little breeze seems to whisper Louise..."

the coneheads are from france!

wait, wasn't that just a cover?

yes.

a little before my time, i guess...

lol not really, you knew what was up

screams I'm still young damn it!!!

I am too! LOUD NOISES!

get box!

get a box*!

states that I killed a man with a trident.

whys that? was ursula trying to take the sea from you?

with gum?

me and king trident go dumpin on foos with some semi auto harpoons. What you know about that underwater thug life? unhhhh

UTL baby.

no, you said 'loud noises'... so I countered with the trident thing... from Anchorman. nevermind

i am a mermaid in my spare time though...

Splash w/Tom Hanks

lol