[gets home]
[immediately puts on the largest shirt I own, sighing contentedly]
Listen, some aspects of our personalities never change.

oh man is that a mood.

one of my friends has a cat that looks very close to Smidge and it keeps catching me by surprise

Aww~ I've been backing up files from my old computer as it continues its slow march toward failure, and came across an old phone video of a play session with 'Midge. He was a good boy.

he was. little pussywillow brain. master faerie hunter.

soft ball of anxiety

liddle heart-shaped nose

coworker: "How do you wear glasses all the time??? My eyes are tired!" /rips off glasses and tells me the time from their wall clock
me: /takes off glasses and describes the shape of the time on the same wall clock
coworker: "Oh."

PEAS, bby???? You want my PEAS??

XD you told her

Clover? Are you sure you want green stuff?

......an ice cream truck just drove down through my cul de sac........... It snowed yesterday. And I have never once heard an ice cream truck come down this street, let alone pass RIGHT outside my door. What the fuck.

gawd, those dishes are the best. an absolute delight.