i haven't plurked since february

neat

YO

you liiiive

WHOA hi

how have all you plurk creatures been with your plorking and your karma and uh... rampant plurkcoin capitalism?

Who the hell are you

whomst

who dis

your new phone

does it have good reception?

it's so good I won't even bother asking your location

creepy

and yet, not

were they cobwebs or spiderwebs?

depends, do you normally find scorpions in spiderwebs?

well they are arachnids

hey I remember you

Do you?