I. Want. A. SALAD. A good, big salad with plenty of romaine and spinach, with a little iceberg for crunch... shredded carrots, olives, green peppers... some sliced hard boiled eggs and croutons, and just let it swim in ranch dressing...
...why would you do this to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Because now I also want a salad.
e g g
but give me a thick vinaigrette with dijon instead
Because I REALLY WANT A SALAD and there is no place in town I can get the salad I want and I am upset...
i had some salad with some mexican food for lunch today. it was not a fancy salad, but i am not a fancy salad bird.
You can keep the peppers and I'll take olives on the side, but the rest of your salad desire is mine too. 
Every place I COULD get a salad from does fancy salads. I do not want fancy salads.
...also for me lots of cheddar cheese
I do not want avocados, I do not want three bean blends, I do not want four different kinds of tomatoes... I want the above, and that is ALL I want.
Oh yes, and shredded cheese. Definitely shredded cheese.
i just had leaves and cheese and some tomato lmao..... crunch and juice
I'll take avocados on an entirely different dish. But beans? No thx
I would be so happy with just romaine, cheese, and ranch. XD
Every place in Vegas tries to make bare bones salad like James described, or they make them FANCY...
Ideally, I just want a salad bar, but lol covid.
...is there Denny's near you anywhere?
I like tomatoes. One variety is fine though. They just need to be good tomatoes.
I was pleasantly surprised by their salad.
Not a fan of tomato texture.
that's p normal too
There's a Denny's, but they don't do olives and green peppers on their salad.
holds out hands for tomato
throws a big weird lumpy heirloom tomato
i will accept them
...that probably tastes really good tbf
yeah i was about to say
is. is this punishment, or
j, pull a power move, go to denny's with a jar of olives and a green pepper to slice
good thing about where I'm at is Sheetz does a fine basic salad 24 hours a day
Also ngl bring extra cheese.
Don't tempt me, James. XD
I'll tempt you instead
=3
Denny, nii!
Denny'sssssssssss
do it. give them a story to tell.
Also request extra ranch unless you have yours at home and are bringing your salad home.
The other issue is that the closest Denny's or IHOP I'm willing to go is 10 miles away
...man even 7-11 has like a kale quinoa fruit salad
(There's closer ones, but I've been to them, and there's a reason I ain't going back.)
They're open until 2am here idk about there.
24 hours at all but a handful.
Vegas is a 24 hour town.
They used to be 24 here, but. Pandemic.
Most places have cut their 24 hours down.
Vegas stopped being a 24 hour town for like.. a month.
Even if people couldn't dine in, every place reopened for take-out almost immediately.
Lots of places opened for take-out, but they all limited their hours. 