Kairi: .. .--. / ... -.-. .-. -. [translation: I’M SORRY]
Riku: What's that?
Kairi: Remorse code.
Riku: I'm even angrier now.

omg

See the main incorrectness is in this being Kairi and not Sora.

Kairi: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Riku: You were flirting with Sora.
Kairi: So what? He's our boyfriend.
Riku: You asked him if he was single.
Kairi:
Riku: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.

Asami: I prevented a murder today.
Tifa: Really? How’d you do that?
Asami: self control.