thiefed it for rin

PERFECTION

AND EVEN MORE PERFECTION BECAUSE THEFT

!!!!!!!

and also!

;.;.;.;

is it stealing if you were given permission

asking for a friend

...look it's not as impressive if sen holds out an opossum and says "I asked politely enough if I could swipe this for my Pookie."

that's just
old man being an old man.

it's v cute tho

...tbh rin agrees it IS pretty cute ;.;
sen they know you could have stolen it
they know you've got the skills

stealing opossums is harder than it looks

ALSO!! I SAW AN ANIMAL OUTSIDE IN THE WOODS THAT WAS MAYBE AN OTTER???

!!!!!!!!???!?!?!? WHT

OMG omg okay i looked up common VA animals

IT WAS A FUCKING

GROUNDHOG.

i saw a wild groundhog today

i'm so excited about this

ahHHHHHHH DUDE I

THINK I SAW ON WHEN I WAS AT MY PARENTS'

GROUNDHOGGGGGS

I've never seen a not-cartoon one??

We have foxes and deer and raccoons and I saw this while driving and almost crashed all

!!! WHAT IS THIS NEW ANIMAL

AHHHHH i'm so happy

!!!!!!

NEW ANIMAL SIGHTING THEN? better still! >!!!

i mean clearly i do not know animals as I went

"OTTER"

there is no water near me

there is like. water runoff.

fhfhfhf
you never know!
could have been extenuating circumstances!

....i wanted to make that an otter wordplay but could not manage it woe

GhrelinGremlin now's your chance, Punmaster.

I could make an otter pun

or I could notter

let me see how I feel

except in fact i am over here applauding ehehhe

it's the best I could do on short notice

u.u

Hi hello um this thread got sad suddenly and my face is leaking thanks

"I love sen he's so funny"

Sen: dies of liver failure

STOPPPP

I guess he really knows how to.............................de-liver a punchline

I'M SO SAD

I FORGOT ABOUT HIM BEING SICK

i choked on a gummy bear

:C

this is fine

Holly disagrees but

it's fine

....

both of you

I CURSE YOU

;.;;.;

(and laugh)

(AND CURSE)

i warned you

Holly's so sad, man ; _ ;

altho Gio finding her upset, her saying it's because she's talking to Sen and him having a WHOLE MOMENT of being like

'what did he say to you WHY DID HE MAKE YOU CRY'

and then finding out she knows and just

'..............................................................ah'

:C sorry gigi he

will try to keep his mess in the mess box

that is me and that is rin that is both of us rn >:C!!!

...the mess box with the mysterious white powder baggie

now you're getting it!

He was keeping his feelings for rin in there for a while but there's space now so

his liver business can cram right in

gotta kon-mari the medical issues

ALSO OH GOD I JUST READ HOLLY’S TAG ON THAT THREAD FK

sad baby is sad

fk ;.;

...i ust

just

read it

too

fuck off everyone to the swamp rn FUCK OFF SWAMP MEETING.

Sen can't die, he has to marry rin and watch holly's derby bouts. Sorry, God. Fuck off.

T_T

not Holly immediately googling if humans can have vampire livers transplanted

this is fine

she processes big feelings via google

...holly did you go find yourself some feral surrogate parents after your own were tragically murdered?!???!

enri understands, as he is having an affair with Google

mistakesweremade: SHE MIGHT'VE

picked the one that was going to die too

got a nose for the dying ones

NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

HOW MUCH THIS HURTS ME

AAHHH

holly honey no??

esp. if this is MAYBE LIKE

JUST BEFORE HER FAM DIES

uRGHHH

so Giovanni has to help her deal with THIS and process it

and then BAM

SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY

oh god

ooF

it's fine

it's not fine you slaughtered her support network!

(sen is NOT going to die ps he is getting himself a black market liver)

(good man, 10/10)

(but everyone must be emotionally compromised first)

Nicky I slaughtered them BEFORE I realised they were complex emotional beings with personalities and great side profiles

not my fault!!

you should have considered that sophs sorry but that seems like an obvious thing to take into account re NPCs

ooPS

you slaughtered them and then you fell in love with Adrien Brody so who's really the victim here?