I had to umpire baseball on Sunday. It was the hottest day in May on record. I suffered heat exhaustion and conjunctivitis. I'm so glad the season is over... 100F / 37C.. MADNESS
Yikes! In the US they call a baseball game if there's a sprinkle!
Oh, gross.
Monologue: George Carlin on Football and Baseball - ...
Ouch. Are you ok?
Glad you”re ok.
Good thing the season is over 
Oh my goodness!! I’m so sorry. I hope you’re feeling better. 
