Woke up to a happy birthday text from my mother in law.
My birthday is July 6th.
The same as my husband’s, and his twin brother.
I’ve been married to him for twenty fucking years.
This seems like a rookie mistake.
My birthday is July 6th.
The same as my husband’s, and his twin brother.
I’ve been married to him for twenty fucking years.
This seems like a rookie mistake.
“I’m just planning ahead!”
Wishing my happy birthday a month ahead of time is some serious ahead planning.
Me*
“I won’t be alive forever, I’m hoping for a few hours with you on your birthday.”
I don’t have a guilt button Barbara
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My in laws are something else.
But! It’s raining and I’m in warm bedding and life is generally good.
But! It’s raining and I’m in warm bedding and life is generally good.
Hmmm I’m being uncharitable.
It’s only been 19 years, not 20.
It’s only been 19 years, not 20.
Oh okay she apparently already asked my husband and he told her NO
And so she thought she’d go around him and ask me
Like I’m going to take her side about forcing him to go do something he doesn’t want to do
Aight
Thats a big mistake to make
Wow thats a Choice
That is exactly what it was.