Nick: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Jace: Alright, what's 30x17?
Nick: 47
Jace: That's not even close.
Nick: But it was fast.

Erik: I actually have a black belt.
Laura: In what, karate?
Erik: No, from Gucci.

sharknado: cackles

Jace: Am I in trouble?
John: Take a guess.
Jace: No?
John: Take another guess.

Alec: How many kids do you have?
Erik: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

telekinetics: pffffffttt

voicessayhello: the accuracy hurts

Right?