and 1) it's very good, joe kassabian is awesome

and 2) i'm listening to the broken arrow episode (missing nukes) and apparently america has lost 32 nukes, and that's JUST america, and that's JUST the ones we know about

so yeah that's normal

oh god

did they mention the tybee island nuke thats my favorite

i think they're getting there

also it sounds like usually when a nuke gets lost in like the ocean or whatever, there's very little chance of it actually like detonating. it just leaks radiation for the rest of eternity

apparently nukes are actually pretty good at not randomly exploding, thankfully

THEY JUST GOT TO THE TYBEE

WAIT OH GOD THIS ISN'T TYBEE

THEY ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED A NUKE ON SOME KIDS IN GEORGIA

THEY WERE OKAY BUT HOLY FUCK

no fissile materials so just a big normal explosion

oh my god they have dropped so many nukes on the american southeast

oh my god they just got to the one where when they found the bomb after dropping it and found that all of the safety mechanisms had failed and the only thing keeping it from going off was an electrical failure

oh good there's a nuclear depth charge somewhere at the bottom of puget sound

they also dropped one on greenland

i say "they" actually i mean "us"

oh my god they didn't even MENTION the tybee one

incredible

HOW DO YOU NOT MENTION THE TYBEE NUKE????

"we dropped a nuke somewhere off of the third busiest shipping port in the usa right next to their only tourist beach and we dont know where went" and they didnt even mention it

every single other one they mentioned was the same and yet also worse

like we're tlaking guys yanking the "bomb release" handle instead of the "hold this to pull yourself up" handle

we dropped SO MANY NUKES on the carolinas

and several on albuquerque

three kids in i think georgia were playing in a field near a playhouse

and the bomb HIT THE PLAYHOUSE AND LEFT A 70 FT WIDE CRATER

all three kids survived