Enri - 22 years old, military gym bro and himbo. Has been presumed most of his life to be dumb as shit because he has ADHD.

Grew up on a farm in Iowa. Did junior rodeo!

Speaks six languages and change. Italian is NOT one of them.

:')

Met Darius at a party for a friend's wedding. Darius took one look at him and went "That's mine now." and turned him into the most improbable sub on the planet.

Concept artttts

Darius turned him into a sub. Enri turned Darius into a competent boyfriend.

OH THE MILITARY thing so he was serving just as general guardshack MP in the army, did two tours in Afghanistan. Did not do gREAT on his ASVABs so he didn't qualify for any decent jobs other than "hold this gun and try not to shoot yourself" because ADHD and being told he's dumb.

Met Darius, who told him "...No but. You're actually pretty intelligent?" on a repeated basis, so Enri went and retook the ASVAB when he re-upped at 22 (rece..ntly...) as well as the language proficiency exam. And he nailed it. So now he has a nicer job as a translator! Potentially will advance to cryptologic linguistics!

Holly: /vibrating with the need to know if he ever got to drive a tractor on the farm

Enri has a side boyfriend named Google.

HE DID it was a horse farm so of course farm equipment was necessary :]

He has a twin brother named Felix ("Fee"), who is actually smart, and out in California getting his medical degree.

Holly: 8D

Darius 100% believes himself to be a god. Enri believes it, too. NBD.

The dog on the bed in the second image is named Dogma. Because 'dogma' is a thing about religions, and she's a dog. Enri loves making up pun names for animals.

while I'm here, this was Darius's earliest concept art

hence the weird wall writing in the doodle with holly.

ohhh! I love that

enri is in fact the best boyfriend and 100000% the best influence mr. trashcan has ever been around and also darius would like ti make sure you all know that enri is also in fact divine 😌

but also and also

i love enri so much and all the ways he’s grown from and out of the og enrion like. i’m always here and more than here for watching you develop your characters, and he’s just ;.;.; a+++++ tender monster boy

also all of that art i adore forever thank yoU

definitely a little monster ;.;

i am here for it and darius is here for it

little monster with fangs and pouting c;

good puppy.

there he is!!

this post inspired by Sophs's new OC, Enzo, who I have unliaterally decided may be one of Enri's only friends ;.;

! new oc? friend for enri? oh hO

...he looks like he's having a rough time what with his divorce ;.;

/puts apple here

there he is.

i will have to go see oh hM

also hi appreciation for how well enri can advocate for himself and nope out if he deserves better from someone a+++

ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS VERY IMPORTANT

IT IS!!!

a++++ alice a++++ enri ;.;.;