So for the man who doesn’t collect anything or have any hobbies or watch media, and keeps buying his own goddamn stuff before I can snag it for gifts: I saved up an unreasonable amount of money and hired Brent Spiner to wish my husband a happy birthday.
I was going to do the same thing for Kix’s birthday with Daud’s voice actor but the cost was like $400 for a little prerecorded shoutout and tbh what the fuck
Brent spiner was NOT that much.
...Brent Spiner, btw, was Data in Star Trek
I’m tired of trying to find birthday presents for Mike. I love giving gifts but he makes it impossible and after this he’s getting socks from now on
It's difficult enough ANYWAY finding good gifts!! when someone is difficult to buy for it's uh
YEAH A STRUGGLE
YEAH A STRUGGLE
Side note but Derek Phillips (the VA for Treavor Pendleton in Dishonored) is on Cameo. :3 uwu sewerwolf
GhrelinGremlin: rIGHT
For Christmas he sent me an Amazon wishlist with six types of protein powder and Marie kondo’s book on it and I was like
???
And then he bought himself a bunch of cool gadgets and shot
Shit*
But. He will not see this one coming bc he doesn’t know this service exists :3
dudes are so pesky that way
Cameo is perfect for people like that honestly
Cameo is a goddamn delight ;;
transilience: it’s true ;.; he’s like just give me cuddles and I’m squinting going okay but that’s not something special that I don’t do all the time ???
oh my gdodhhigifkd
I DON'T THINK THERE CAN BE MORE PERFECT WORDS THAN CORVO IS GOING TO CUT YOUR HEAD OFF, BUT THIS IS AMAZING AND ALSO A TERRIBLE POTENTIAL POWER TO HAVE
also dataaa :3
sewerwolf: he’s really inexpensive so I’m a little tempted to >.> do that for you someday when you need a lift XD
oh my goddodododod
as i keep an eye on this
for not nefarious purposes >_>
Well. That was a big fuckin bust. :/
I’m so let down I literally just want to curl up and sleep.
The video shoutout was great. Spiner was really charming
Mike have like 1/10th of a fuck
Gave*
I’m not doing gifts for him anymore. This was my big goddamn gamble to try and do something special for him
Worked for two months to save up enough and his reaction was a tired smile and “that’s nice of you “
jeeeez, I'm sorry 
Thanks. I am, too, tbh.
I’m sure it’s just that he’s tired and it’s the end of the day, but I worked hard for it. A little bigger reaction would’ve been nice
I did just send in the donations I raised for The Trevor Project, though. Managed $225 
yay for that!