/plays that country “Independence Day” song that’s actually about domestic abuse and murder

also!

a most productive day!

LITTLE UMBRELLA

slash that cupcake looks very good hmmm i see u r team cupcake all the way now!

😌😌😌

okay I have to

explain

the fucking cupcake now

hmm nothing to explain!

it is simply that cupcakes are your favorite

I HATE CUPCAKES I think they're so pointless but

ar superior to other caks

mike brought them home and was so fucking ecstatic about bringing me cupcakes

and I find chocolate cupcakes to be the least offensive

and he kept saying "I brought you a cake!"

they are not cake

nor are they bite size

anyway long story short I ate it, it had way too much icing on it, it was very messy, but I pretended it was cake the end

it is a pretty cupcake ;.;.;
and this is fair and i retract all of my statements about your cupcake affiliations
i gueSSS