what's with this variety pack having fruit varieties and not 50-year old "purple", "red", "lime" and "yellow" flavor

ACK

stop that right now, freezer pops!

give the people the dubiously natural lemon flavoring they want!

what's that one that's sort of like REALLY WATERY YELLOW but not YELLOW-Yellow because I hate that shit!!!

while we're here I would also like to register my STRONG OBJECTION to this newfangled "green apple" bullshit

thanks for ruining Skittles, assholes

green is FAKE LIME gdi!!!

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

transilience: I HAVE A RENEWED LIKING FOR YOU

I UCKING

FUCKING

GREEN APPLE SKITTLES ARE MY GODDAMN HILL THAT I'LL DIE ON

GIVE ME BACK MY LIME

mistakesweremade: AND YOU

RENEWED LIKING

WE ARE ALSO 30+ AND WE UNDERSTAND THE FOODS YOU LOVED AS A CHILD

WELCOME TO LEVEL 2 FRIENDSHIP.

;.;

tell me how you feel about raisins though

intense dislike

grapes are fine

;.; thank you

validated

raisins by themselves are acceptable

raisins IN ANYTHING ELSE can fuck right off

craisins, weirdly, are okay??? but raisins, no, get those little California Sun boxes away from me

WHY ARE THEY EVER IN COOKIES

raisins IN THINGS

TO MAKE US CRY

YOU'VE RUINED A PERFECTLY GOOD COOKIE

ARE LIES

someone gave me oatmeal chocolate chip cookies and I refused to eat them because I've been lied to so many times

GET YOUR LITTLE GUMMY SEEDY LUMPS OUTTA MY PASTRY

by raisins

if I had a dollar for every oatmeal cookie I had ever demolished, and then spooned up like cereal crumbs, I would have many many dollars

My rating of people is a scale of

- Green apple or lime skittles
- raisins yay or nay
- how do you eat string cheese

I do NOT eat string cheese

...that's a new answer and I'll allow it

also ps ps one of the freezer pops was green apple and I immediately went WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS WHO WOULD DO THIS

I peel the strings as thin as possible, so it takes me like 20 minutes

I think you're owed a refund on these popsicles

mistakesweremade: HIGH FUCKING FIVE

winner winner

HELL YEAH!!!!!

transilience: i think i'm buying otter pops from now on ;.;

yes please issue a complaint with the grocery store, wtf

it was WALMART

!!! MY DUDE I JUST BOUGHT SIX BOXES OF 100-CT OTTER POPS

AHHHH

ahhhh

;.;

fk

because I was like "oh shit they're $5 per box? and I'm an adult? and if I do this I can have otter pops all year?!?? YES!"

because there's always that point midwinter, when your throat hurts, and you're like "all I want in life right now is an otter pop....."

i'm literally eating freezer pops rn because of sore throat ;.;

you get me

freezer pops and gummy bears

is it a 'ew this may be allergies, idk, but my throat feels raw and i'm sort of stuffy and i hate it' sore throat?

because if so, same

hard same

weirdly, the thing that always cures what ails me is vanilla ice cream

I like vanilla ice cream on its own merits, but it always makes me so thirsty! Probably because milk-base, not water-base?

i love the right kind of vanilla ice cream ;.;

and yeah me too it does induce thirst

annnnd it is a

well, yeah, it's gotta not be shitty ice cream

sore throat from discernable causes relating to married life.

c:

see, the thing is sometimes I get so dehydrated that water starts tasting gross

UNDERSTOOD

/fingerguns

transilience: omg SAME

and when that happens it is ice cream time

I really dislike the taste of water anyway

do not tell me water has no flavor

people all my life who insist it's flavorless

it tastes like water and sadness.

the PLATONIC IDEAL of water =/= most water that people actually drink

our tap water is actually not bad

it's got to be COLD

temp affects water taste as much as minerals or whateverelse

water has to be a very specific lukewarm temp for me

the bottled smart water stuff is just okay

bottled water tastes so plastic

fa i r

the stuff you get in gallon jugs from the grocery store I find is ok

sometimes yyyy

the fancier the bottle the more it tastes like ass

our tap water is just outright nasty

and the stuff from our fridge tastes like chlorine

just
creeping in here
to say
mmm raisins got to love em. in cookies in oatmeal in everywhere!

tomATOES

AND

shh

noOOOO WHY WOULD YOU....okay i deserved the second one RIN DID NOT DESERVE THE TOMATOS i deserved the horror :C

this is the same kix who was telling me they eat cookies with water

and not milk

heATHEN

>_>

see, cookies DO make me thirsty

apple skittles are bullshit we can agree on this :3

and boom put the cookies in water no probs!

DO WHAT with the cookies???!

no that is not a solution

you've made cookie slurry

....at best it's a suspension

why have you done this

it is def sus

or is it tasty hmmmm

aslkjj

YOU ARE REDEEMED BY YOUR SKITTLES AND HALF THE TIME EATING STRING CHEESE THE RIGHT WAY

but thin fucking ice pal

(/shakes head no never)

😌😌😌

(kix has hall pass)

i will take my cookie slurry ovr to the corner where no one need witness!

and shine my hall pass :3

oh good i can listen to you slurp golden oreo water like i listen to blixa run through his poo

excellent

PARTY TIIIIME!!!!!

- Green apple or lime skittles LIME plz
- raisins yay or nay NAY
- how do you eat string cheese It varies depending on what form I buy it in. If in string cheese packets, I eat it one moderately thin thread at a time. In block form? I still dissect it. XD

I know that's late but I had to like oh my gosh that's a good rating system XD

you are never late thank you for answering top marks on all counts ;.;

my husband bites his string cheese

chomps it

grounds for divorce but he also once gave me a bag of just lime skittles so

:|

I understand the feeling of must chomp. Not the most satisfying.

also I really want skittles now