what a twist!

"They're not allowed to leave the olympic village except to compete." BITCH. HAVE YOU HEARD OF WHAT THEY DO IN THE OLYMPIC VILLAGE?! They don't leave anyway! They compete, they come back to the village, they eat, and they fuck like rabbits.

I'm sure there's more safety precautions in place than the honor system, but do you REALLY think that's gonna stop every one of them?

this year the olympic village orgies should be conducted by glory hole only

the media and interpreters will be coming and going from Olympic village anyway so that's not good enough.

Apparently they are using cardboard beds specifically designed to collapse under the weight of two people as a discouragrement measure

This is NOT going to work

they need those dahir insaat earthquake beds, the ones that seal you into a metal coffin

Okay, apparently the beds as sex prevention are false (the beds are too sturdy for that and the real point is to recycle them)