These are not bots.

those sure are some words

That’s my uncle and aunt, respectively, in response to a copypaste prayer my aunt posted

My uncle is a self ordained minister who runs a church out of his back yard.

My aunt is the “saNe” one in the family. She did the whole married and had 2.3 kids and housewifed thing through the 80s and 90s.

And then my cousin (recently) had to have bypass surgery at which point the doctors found out she had four opioids in her system, and a full term pregnancy she claimed not to know about

My aunt had her other daughter adopt the baby and swear not to tell anyone whose it was. (My cousin can’t keep a secret to save her life, clearly.)

And then this aunt ran off with a literal cowboy from South Dakota.

Like. This all happened within the same fucking month.

My family. Is wild.

Should I go in and correct his spelling of “furnace” or should I continue my policy of “no contact” hmMM

I wouldn't

there are too many errors in this to comprehend

one of which is the failure to capitalize Jesus, hilariously

He used his caps allotment in the other Jesuses

..... you should write a book about your family holy shit

When they’ve died, there’s a very good chance I will. :/