Storytime. He crawled out of my pocket while I was playing ESO and looked around, and got mad because it was (presumably) too Bright. And then he got mad because he started to fall.

I, a simple human, cannot prevent the consequences of his choices.

I did however have the temerity to pick him him and the absolute balls to turn him around

and he did not care for either

but then he discovered A POCKET

THE INDIGNITY

the one he fucking crawled out of mind

but he crawled back in very happily

what a weirdo

...and the same sequence of events happened on the other side

guin he's so dumb

god bless his tiny spiky brain

;.;

i have decided though that hedgehogs are by far and away my favorite animal. I've raised a lot of mammals and this is definitely the most fun.

I do love my doggo but he's sort of just. He doesn't need me much. He's more a family member.

(also he's my service dog so it's a different relationship.)

;_; so great

OMG I DIDN'T PLURK yesterday I gave him a bath which was supposed to be a footbath but he decided to spit all over himself while it was happening so actual bath time

he likes the tub, not the sink, so that's helpful. And no lights make it go less stressful. He played on his wheel and chewed a towel

very good time. Then I let him dry out on the husband while I cleaned his cage, so he graced Mike with some poo.

Pet ownership

such a helpful prickle