All the reasons Blixa has been mad.- Not allowed to burrow into my crotch
- turned around and was upside down
- had to snuggle in the GREEN bag
- I washed blueberry off his butt
- I gave him eggs
- a pompom was stuck on his butt which as we know is where the blueberries go
Also this is how he decided to sit today: 
what a weird child
I think he was a toddler in a past life.
EGGS. how COULD U.
me, whispering to Blixa on my lap: I have to pee. Blixa, I have to PEE.
Blixa: HUFF
Blixa: HUFF
so we can add "I had to pee" to the list.