I'm so angry that the electro oceanid is locked behind a LONG world quest in a new area where we have to walk and do puzzles, because my resin topped up and I was planning to use it to farm ascension mats

oh well, I'll do one talent run and get on with the quest

also, I love Neko the priestess a whole lot

im not gonna be doin the quest any time soon but congrats

thanks! although my EUR Baal was guaranteed, so technically only American Baal was extremely lucky

even I hate my own account with how lucky it is with 5*

sus

give me some i only have zhongli

also i should probably leave before i get spoiled more yeets

I'll send you all my luck and yes, leave already

this game is so pretty part 53874

aaaaaaaaaa

yes, my skin can cut anything

calling it now, the mysterious benefactor is a fatui

I think it's probably Signora because she's in cahoots with the Kanjou commission leader (Hiroshi, was it?) and they sent crystal marrow to Watatsumi at the beginning of the first archon quest, which is super sus

Beidou and Kazuha: tsk

bruh, I'm the protagonist

Teppei...

yeah, she lost her tengu bae

I FUCKING KNEW IT. they're giving DELUSIONS like candy???

ah fuck, it was a red flag and not a sus flag. I knew it was one of the two but I thought he'd be the Tales Traitor

fucking fatui

but if a delusion drains your life force, why are the harbingers okay? Diluc used Crepus' delusion too

I imagine they may have something else protecting them, maybe their own vision if they have one

maybe the Tsaritsa gives them eternal life if they don't have it already? hmmm, we'll see

don't make me feel bad about Teppei, game

wow, Traveler is fucking pissed

it's HIM! tiny fandango man

I didn't expect his JP voice to be like this. I know him from youtuber reactions and trailers where he's dubbed to English, and they have vastly different energies

here he sounds like a sassy boy and in EN dub he's straight up poisonous cartoon village. I think I like EN Scara more

the English actor goes so ham, idk

so they convinced Baal as well to pull this or...?

YAE YAE YAE YAE

oh to think I missed a Scara vs Yae confrontation

ma'am

we live in a human society

wait, the puppet? inside her?

fuck there really ARE two Raidens and she really DOES have vessels

okay, I wasn't expecting booba sword to be the real shogun

the fact we're talking about erosion after the Azhdaha quest just hits different

SHE KNOWS

burn

lady, I'm not a god therapist

gay

and beating her ass, Paimon. that's the most important part

it's because she's the protagonist

yaaaaay, the hot fox lady likes me!

next time, on Dragon Ball Z

SUS

I think neither Dvalin or Barbatos would call that a servitude but okay

JEBAITED

that's some shitty breakup

Paimon, she's a lesbian

that's valid

I love her when she's cryptic

so the puppet is like a robot/AI and takes decisions without consulting Ei? does the puppet have a soul?

geez

Sara: also, I heard the miko talking shit

lol

"go to Chinju forest"? wait, the professional is Ioroi??

IT'S MY DAUGHTER

Yae..........

oh, my girl is coming back to the plot?

hehehehee

Thoma now hits different

there she is

oooooh

this is a full cast reunion, yay!

famous last words

BABY

me at high school when we had THREE sports/PE classes a week

bruh

Sara is too honorable for this bullshit

she's going for the iugular

is this how she shows up at that cutscene?

I ship them so hard

poor Sara

get the old man, bae

I like her a lot

it's too bad that her profile is basically "simp" when she's fascinating

La ñora!

my lv 90 Venti: same

me: I'll kick her ass with my lv 90 Venti
my lv 90 Venti, stuck in a wind current:

SARA....

holy fuck

so Signora got executed by Baal for losing our duel, and Kazuha survived protecting us with his friend's vision

so much happened

him

now we're like "Durmammu, we're here to bargain" in Baal's booba sword mjind domain

well, so much for shocking her

forget Teppei. Kazuha's friend

um, Traveler????

there's so much to unpack but here's a shippy cap while I'm trying to understand

aww she's happy

I mean, that's fair as long as she stops with the other plans

........she gave the gnosis to the little silhouetto of a man

welp

SURPASSING CUP THEORY WAS CORRECT

Scaradouche a Raiden creation confirmed

wait, that's not what he said... there's a reason we call the second one Baal and not the first archon

bad translation???

DUDE, THEY WERE TWINS. I saw no one guessing this one

oh my god

huh

so the next archon is a goddess too. I hope they don't make her as sexy as Ba-- Ei

I hope she's on the cutesy side. more in the lines of Venti. we have too many waifus

tell Mihoyo that, we still want to wear kitsune masks at least

KAZUHA GOT A NEW STORY

had I known, I'd just toss tricolor dango during the fight

Zhongli, don't fucking seal yourself inside a booba sword

OMG VENTI WAS RIGHT

is "she" Makoto?

the joke continues

"Dentists hate her"