ᴇᴠɪᴇ
4 years ago
I realize Harry Potter is semi cancelled slash not as popular but something occurred to me upon waking up this morning: that whole plan to hide Harry with the Dursleys would have been vastly improved if everyone thought Harry had died with his parents. And you know why no one thought that?
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ᴇᴠɪᴇ
4 years ago
Hagrid
ᴇᴠɪᴇ
4 years ago
The people who knew Harry was alive because they were present there: Sirius black, Severus Snape, and Hagrid.

Dumbledore knew ig because of the prophecy. But like. It was an assumption he made.
ᴇᴠɪᴇ
4 years ago
Snape wouldn’t have talked, Sirius was you know Sirius. But Hagrid went and retrieved Harry and is a notorious chatty fucker. Weak link.
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ᴇᴠɪᴇ
4 years ago
You know the entire Harry is the Savior of the Wizarding World thing that had gotten around by morning?
ᴇᴠɪᴇ
4 years ago
Hagrid.
ᴇᴠɪᴇ
4 years ago
That entire story exists because Hagrid is a prison snitch.
ᴇᴠɪᴇ
4 years ago
The entire series up until Voldemort returns plays out the way it does because Hagrid can’t keep his goddamn yap shut.
ᴇᴠɪᴇ
4 years ago
Someone needs to tell Hagrid “nobody talks, everyone walks”
ᴇᴠɪᴇ
4 years ago
(And JK Rowling needs to stay in her lane and let us have our childhoods back. Trans women are women.)
SPOOKY ALERT
4 years ago
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ᴇᴠɪᴇ
4 years ago
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I’m Louise
4 years ago
I like this take. I also present to you: Dumbledore was a jerk. c:
I’m Louise
4 years ago
I’d also blame him for strategic rumors.
I’m Louise
4 years ago
(But no. You’ve absolutely got a point with Hagrid. Bless his heart?)
I’m Louise
4 years ago
(Also I want to reclaim HP from that women because :c it was so formative for so many of us if so very flawed and I wish the world building was so much better)
Exacerangutan
4 years ago
(I think there's a distinction between three broad categories of "this is super gross and why do you even like it", "I guess you can like whatever but let's agree this is really problematic", and "this is fine but the author is scum so let's deliberately demonetize the IP while enjoying the content" and HP mostly seems to fall in the last one)
ᴇᴠɪᴇ
4 years ago
ladysarai: Exacerangutan: you are both right, Harry Potter as its own category, with the thousands of people who worked on it and made their names on it was a salvation for a lot of people, many of them trans / queer / POC
ᴇᴠɪᴇ
4 years ago
and JK Rowling is basically pissing on art that just. it's bigger than she is
ᴇᴠɪᴇ
4 years ago
Neil Gaiman said once that anything created ceases to be the work of the writer or something along those lines. In this case, HP is definitely no longer hers.
ᴇᴠɪᴇ
4 years ago
And also.
ᴇᴠɪᴇ
4 years ago
Dumbledore was a jerk.
ᴇᴠɪᴇ
4 years ago
More thoughts on HP is it's kind of like a kid being blamed for the shitty parent. Dan Rad is such a good goddamn person, same with Grint and Watson and Rickman was also just. :[ Everyone who worked on those movies. All of them were stand up people.
ᴇᴠɪᴇ
4 years ago
...sidebar but isn't it weird Tim Roth and Robert Carlyle weren't in them?
I’m Louise
4 years ago
Oh yessss, I ABSOLUTELY believe in Death of the Author. Once you put it out in the world it no longer belongs to you. That’s how art works.
ᴇᴠɪᴇ
4 years ago
^^^^
Exacerangutan
4 years ago
I MEAN... my thoughts on canonicity and authorial intent are a little more convoluted and ambivalent... but loosely speaking I agree there. Authorial intent is worlds less important than manifest content, and it's pretty common for people to accidentally write good stories/characters they don't understand, themselves.
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