I always forget that Cecil is a little more sarcastic in the OG or OG-adjacent versions at first.

still don't get how being handed something called a bomb ring didn't set off any alarm bells

Oh my god the achievement is called "inflammatory decisions" 🤣

gotta love that they sent four men to exterminate a seven year old

"the prince of damcyan is a delicate beauty" and I just let him die bc it's easier

tellah: I sense an ill omen. but I also just hate that fucking bard.

Cecil: great now I gotta deal with a bitch

just one of many reasons why Sheila is the best

the loving insults and beatings with her frying pan

Cecil: well, fuck

it's almost like they hate him for murdering their kinfolk

time to face hoards of undead with twin kindergarteners that aren't even properly equipped when given to me

wow the instakill rate on Deathbringer is way lower

Tellah is become death, destroyer of... himself.

I always love making my way down the mountain and having Cecil gain 10 levels in the first battle

elder: Cecil, please babysit these little shits for me

okay it's really annoying me how slow the black chocobo is now

I've spent a year of my life waiting for it to go home

yeah fuck you mom

a goddamn idiot has joined your party

cries he's so weak

cecil: the fuck?????!! door

ruh roh

huh they added a little scene where the crystals synchronize and the tower activates

God I wish they hadn't slowed down their little jumpspins

what the fuck it only lets you take the Falcon underground now???

they really make a bigger deal about getting Excalibur

pretty sure they made the game easier which is dumb because it was never hard to begin with, but I'll know for sure when I get to the moon

there's usually a very notable jump in difficulty there

well that's weird, they placed monsters in specific paths in Bahamut's cave

what's also very weird is they replaced the sound effect for both life spells with those from VI

uh I think you mean the elevator in the Tower of Babel

it bothers me that they aren't capitalizing Lunarians

like they always have

... why... is there a Namingway in the Giant of Babel

an item shop?

why??????

so yeah they definitely made this easier

okay and the Defender was never stronger than Gungnir what