I put Blixa in the tub for his foot bath and he started masturbating just like. Right there.

And okay I knew hedgehogs do this like

DUDE GET A ROOM

To be fair he had one

But yeah male and female hedgehogs will just straight up get their rocks off nbd

But the thing is

Because he was in the tub and in a nice little echo chamber with water just over his feet

I heard a sound I want to fucking forget.

Thankfully he only seems interested in making sweet sweet love to the bath water so I can just kinda wash alllll that away but holy bejesus

get a broom handle and bang on the tub like you would with the neighbors

yeeeeeeah oh hedgie why

Hcjfjdj

sinner

with his tongue out yet

you spiny lil skank

Some pure to offset all the gross

aww!