Ris: So, she kissed me.
Eliza: And you kissed her back?
Ris: No, I kissed her mouth.

kdsfjkasdjf

Eliza: Mithos, what do you value about Ris?
Mithos: They’re thoughtful. They pick flowers and bring them to me. Often they’re ones I’ve just planted, but...
Ris: That’s how I know they’re fresh!

also this ot3 one

asdfjosd I LOVE HOW RIS IS JUST COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS IN THESE

and

Rean: Tell me a little about yourself.
Jun: I'd rather not, I really like this group.

honestly that's 100% perfect and I can't do better

I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE INCORRECT LMFAO

Rean: Are you this rude to everyone?!
August: Yup.
August: Don't think you're special.

again: where is the lie

Rean: holding a salt packet It’s just a little sodium chloride.
Sooga: Actually Rean, it’s salt.
Rean: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.

Sooga: Uh Rean, that would be salt.

Sooga: takes salt packer from Rean This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency.

So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.

jipghosidfg DEAR GOD

on one hand, this does feel incorrect on Rean's part

on the other, Sooga would absolutely do this

YEAH...

Ris: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Sooga and not do the thing,
Ris: Well there’s a clear right answer here.
Ris: proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke

this, on the other hand...

Ris: Do you need help getting up?
RGB: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.
and this is just accurate

kdsfjasdfhoasidfoisdf

I LOVE THESE

also

ris... ris would do that.

right?

the last two are just facts, hahaha

RIGHT

fuck, this next one

Ris: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
RGB: Ris, it's four o'clock in the morning.
Ris: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

the bonus hilarity of the fact that RGB is also short

I'm crying why are both of these just ACCURATE

/wheezes

Ledah: eating a cinnamon roll
Rean: Cannibalism.
Ledah: confused chewing noises ... what even LMFAO

LEDAH IS NOT A CINNAMON ROLL LMFAOOO

there are supposed to be * marks but it seems ledah is eating a cinnamon roll

i mean he does like desserts now but lmao

oh

I just got what you meant

YEAH i knew what it was getting at

LMFAO

I'M GOOD AT THIS

but YEAH NO

IS NOT CANNIBALISM... LEDAH IS NOT THAT SOFT

IT'S OK LUM I UNDERSTAND

I WAS CONFUSED UNTIL YOU POINTED IT OUT... NOW I AM EVEN MORE CONFUSED but no he is not that soft. he will stab a lot of people to death

Crow: I intend to stay pissed at you forever.
Crow: Even if I seem helpful.
Rean: Then you're in luck.
Rean: Because you don't.

Rean: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Crow, eyes wide: I know what I saw.

KMLFMLKMGH:AKM

OH MY GOD

Rean: Thank you for not saying "I told you so."
Crow: When you’re as right as I am, you don’t have to say it.

Crow: Just be careful, Rean!
Rean: [heading out the door] I'm always careful, Crow!
Rean: It's everything around me that's careless.

Rean: You believe me?
Crow: Rean, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

WHY ARE THESE SO ACCURATE.

Crow: What's wrong with you?
Rean: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

jfdasiofjdsoia

THAT'S JUST CANON.

Crow: I think it’s time I get my life in order.
Rean, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

Rean: Crow! I thought you were dead!
Crow: No, just in deep cover.
Rean: ...But it was an open casket.
Crow: It was very deep.

Rean: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Crow: It was me...
Rean: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

ALSO JUST CANON

Rean: You are an absolute fucking dork.
Crow, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!
Rean: [sighs] Yeah, you're my dork.

Rean: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.
Crow:
Rean: Vroom vroom, come out already.

Crow: Love makes people do stupid things.
Rean: I love everything!
Crow: That explains a lot.

OKAY I'M DONE

wait i lied i have one more

Crow: Wait you like me? For my personality?
Rean: I know, I was surprised too.

fdhosifjosidfo

I LOVE

ALL OF THESE

pffft

Rean: Alright, listen up you little s***s.
Rean: Not you Elliot. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

yeah that feels right

Elliot: Are you a cuddler?
Rean: I'm a machine of death and destruction.
Elliot:
Rean: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.

JUST CANON

pffft

Rean: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Jinx: It was me...
Rean: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

sometimes u have to go easy on the child soldiers

Ris: I’m going to hell.
Jinx: Probably.
Ris: I'll pick you up?
Jinx: nodding Carpool.

IM CRYING

jfdsioahasdf YEAH. YEAH

Rean, holding Jinx: I have had Jinx for 10 minutes but if anything happens to her I will kill everyone in this room and then myself

But Ris and Jinx are absolutely gallavanting off to hell together

theyve said 5 words to each other and theyre best friends now

bonded by mutual suffering and maybe a desire for chaos

yes, excellent

come to her teapot ris, meet her magical kitty plushie

did you say magical kitty plushie she's in.