i love this one i keep generating these and giggling
PLURK NO

generate

GENERATE

I SPAT

closes out

Shin: dangling from a rope over a pit of fire Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep?
Sidney: Yes?
Shin: We’re in too deep.

DSFDGFFDSFDGF
CRUSHING ANXIETY
ACCURATE

dfdgffds oh nooooooo

Shin: What happened?!
Sidney: Do you want the long version or the short version?
Shin: Sh-short??
Sidney: Shit's fucked.
Shin: Okay, long.
Sidney: Shit's very fucked.

Nene: Good morning!
Shin: Is it? Is it really?

Shin: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.
Nene: Being a fish.
Shin: Well, shit.

I FUCKIGN CHOKED

im. there is just a massive grin on my face right now thank you so much amity

squishes ur face

amami: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material.
shin: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.

GOD that really does feel like a conversation they'd have
is squish

dsfggfdgfhggfdgfsgh

amami showing him the ropes...

he's half right...

CRYING

SDFDGFGFDGFGDF

its ALL SO HORRIBLE REAL

TO RELAX

IT REALLY IS

TO RELAX

well not if you're expecting it dfgh

Helena They couldn't find their way out of a paper bag.
Shin: That's not true! I found my way out of a paper bag yesterday!

dsfdgfd he's so proud of himself

Shin: My only talent is being stress.
Helena: Don't you mean stressed?
Shin: No.

ok last one but

Helena: Good morning!
Shin: Is it? Is it really?

im holding these to my chest i love them

Shin: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Ranger: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Shin:
Ranger: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.
goodbye friends i'm gone

dfdgfdsfdsf noooo get back here i love this
it really is true i'm crying

i know. this is just an conversation that would happen really

it really would :' ) god i love this meme

Belated, but I got this and it was too real:
Muffet: Flowey, I sense hostility.
Flowey: Good, because I hate you.

ohhh that's very good

I'm imagining Muffet being tastefully deadpan passive-aggressive and Flowey just like 'being passive is for suckers, aggressive only'.

asdfdd he's had too many timelines of being nice, he's going apeshit