and also if the dishwasher man does not come as promised on monday i think i am legally allowed to hunt him for sport - why is appliance repair so hard????

what's the new dw site for wilderlands?

also,boo I had a broken dishwasher last year

It sucks assss

I am glad for not covid

and ugh!!!!

wife had an absolutely brutal migraine

she could not stop vomiting, couldn't even keep water down

the runup looked a bit like it could be a breakthrough infection so we used a test kit but it was just, her brain going AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

oh that is gnarly gah

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bodies go wrong in the worst ways...

IS SHE FEELING BETTER

yes! she is all better!

we are both better

only the dishwasher is not better

ok good that soudned very unpleasant

yes...

raistlin: sometimes, to get what we want, we have to take little calculated risks. like of getting your soul sucked out of your body and eaten. this is just the price we pay for the advancement of magical knowledge.

krynn is peak wizards: no sense of right and wrong dnd and its honestly kind of great from a character writing perspective

ugh migraiines

the council are jerks but canonically the gods of magic won't accept anyone who isn't willing to die for the chance of learning of a spell, basically

its extremely unethical but because hickman is obssesed.txt with using his fantasy novels to stealthily preach the true word of mormonism we are banned from questioning this premise, actually whether a mage is good or evil is about, do they do alarming and unnecessary experiments on HUMANS or ANIMALS?

and do you think that, metaphorically, the plans for sarin gas should be front page google results because that will let the idiots weed themselves out OR do you think anything more advanced the early renaissance should be locked up for the safety of humankind which is not ready for the awesome power of science

there is no middle ground between those two positions

there's supposedd to be, but red robes are basically just trying very hard to opt out at all times and always side with white (good) in a pinch

the worldbuilding in that setting sure is revealing

it sure is a place!

anyway I bring this up because raistlin's overriding motive in life is Arcane Lore so now that he's putting together the general shape of what Need it's basically christmas, this is incredibly cool. yes it might be a lich who wants to eat my soul. nevertheless,

/laughs
oh no

if need is even a little bit nice or gives any indication that she might teach him something he will just sit on her porch forever

give him the knowings

raistlin did have one teacher in his life that he really respected and admired and he is extremely cute about it

oh no
unfortunately she loves to teach

hork bajir are too big. saturday is a conosseiur of people being too tall it should be illegal to go up that highg

the animorphs once meet one who is eight feet tall

unnecessary

also I'm going with the measurements as "at the shoulder" bc otherwise they're just human sized with long necks! that's not intimidating.
toby at a year and a half old is only six feet tall, when I had her in a game at that canon point she grew six inches over six months.

yes but the points and the claws and the fangs add height

like, spiritually

no fangs! they are bark eaters
all the blades are there to peel bark off skyscraper trees

the yeerks saw them and went oh! oh, shit, we could fight really good with these!
and it is so

/reads event stuff
lol I'm imagining the winter fae who shoved need off on raist did it bc every time he thought about whatever plan to bail and let the faire get attacked need made his head hurt

well, raist is likely not gonna be around for this plot because things melted down and I couldn't get the app in

unforch, he and need are in such a great spot for This to start happeing

it's all good!

oh no I think she likes him

...I'm really looking forward to him seeing Remy's powers in action.

Magic missile THIS.

im going ??? over translating his magic into the game system rn but its fine i will get it sorted soon

but im going to continue my late to everything tradition probably

<333

yeah I ended up just paring need's down to a handful of support stuff and leaving off offense and all the weird hinted things entirely

im trying to do with raistlin but the problem is all his really iconic spells and tricks aren't.... like.... useful

he's great at illusions!

and enchantments!

those can be useful! oooh, enchantments are hard to translate tho

and like he can cast a fireball or a magic missle but they;re noit actually his go to

enchantment as in "you are my friend now" and sleep spells not in terms of making items

there's always saying fuck it and just going with one or more of the given magic systems, there's some flex there and opportunity to grow

/nods

no thats my plan im just

trying to boil down Things What Raist Does to three little spells

/nods

and which archetype(s) could fit?
I struggled with that one

i think he's good as an adept drawing from sorcerer and monk

making people look at it before I app