THIS WILL BE FUN.

oh my god eliza and ris...(with maybe death the kid and mithos as extra dads too)

honestly eliza would try her best to be a good mom? keep her kids out of trouble while letting them explore things on their own

rean and jinx chaotic big siblings... rean tries to not chaos im sure but like.

looks at his students. looks at jinx.

okay but Rean and Towa children would be objectively THE CUTEST children

graygriffin ris... ris would try her best but I think she'd be way too horribly anxious to be a GENUINELY good mom. overprotective to the point of being smothering and also just very fussy about the way things Should Be which is not Great when dealing with children

amity_rose ...YEAH he's gonna try but he's gonna fail. his best bet here is just going to be to clean up after the chaos u_u he's going to have an aneurysm isn't he

cloudatlas THEY WOULD!! rean and towa would be such anxious parents though lmao. TAKE OUT EVERY PARENTING BOOK EVER WRITTEN WE MUST P R E P A R E

God... it’s true. Towa researches and makes a list of all the books and they go to the library and STUDY.

someone is literally going to have to take the children out of their arms and force them to sleep because otherwise neither of them will

They both had unusual and sad parent situations so clearly they must prepare several times as hard to be good normal parents

RIGHT but what would probably help most would just be to relax

Sleep deprivation is Towa’s old friend this is Fine.

now now, jinx is good at caring for people, rean will be fiiiiine, its just sometimes people talk bad to her and she breaks their nose.

I mean Rean's too but

RIGHT they would be absolutely great parents if they just breathed and had some faith in themselves

need lutha cr so i can write bitchy jinx again smh

...well, re: jinx - if they DESERVE it, that's another story... sometimes it's morally correct

don't they already have kids.

maybe not LEGALLY but rean's relationship with the law is /waves hand so-so like

kfdja;slfd neutronstar WELL. YES

they'd be good parents I think! the kids would be well loved if not kinda helicopter'd. better believe they'd have a million photos and videos of the kids

YEAH... I think early on they'd both probably have absolute meltdowns over every little thing that goes wrong because The Anxiety but once they become accustomed to it, they'd be good!

but so many photos of their kids

they pull out their wallets and it's just this enormous thing because how were they supposed to pick just one picture for their wallet

RIGHT

they'd have at least one doctor visit panicked because baby sneezed oh no what's wrong whats wrong

RIGHT

baby's first cut? THE WORLD IS ENDING

"you two have literally lived through the apocalypse--" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

aw ris...eliza would do her best to soothe her anxieties even if she might not be very good at it

also alternately imagine millium being Chaos Aunt to Osomatsu and Franciscus' kids

Their children would be loved but Eliza would definitely be the Preferred Parent u_u and understandably so...

also omg I love it although CHAOS AUNT IS THE SAME SIZE AS THE KIDS... are we sure she's not just one of their kids...

...I feel like Rean and Sooga would do fine, but Rean would definitely be the one that's overprotective and Sooga would definitely be the one that's very much the let the kids get into shit but show them how to do so more safely one

...fingers, where'd that extra word come from

Sooga: No, child. Sticking a fork into an outlet is dangerous. Instead, how about we--
Rean: [screaming]

pffft

I'm glad you just instinctively knew that Sooga absolutely would talk to children like he does adults

I'm not sure either of them know how to talk to kids properly lmao

eh, as long as neither of them expect the kids to have the same grasp on things as adults, it's probably fine

Crow and Rean are like, Rean is the disciplinarian of the two and Crow is the bad influence but they are both very loving

The kids will... probably turn out okay... although I imagine several underage casino and horse betting trips are going to happen smh Crow